THE FIRST ANNUAL YEHUDA WORLD ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TOURNAMENT!
WELCOME, LADIES AND GERMS, TO THE FIRST ANNUAL YEHUDA WORLD ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TOURNAMENT! WE HOPED TO GET THE WORLD'S BEST ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS VIRTUOSOS TO COME PLAY IN OUR TOURNAMENT. BUT WE WERE TOO LAZY TO CALL THEM. INSTEAD, WE GOT 16 PEOPLE FROM YEHUDA WORLD (WHO ALL CONSIDER THEMSELVES UP AND COMING ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS VIRTUOSOS) TO COMPETE IN THE TOURNAMENT. THE 16 COMPETITIORS ARE- YEHUDA BUBBAHOOEY, UTER BUBBAHOOEY, YVONNE BUBBAHOOEY, OPRAH BUBBAHOOEY, ZEBULON BUBBAHOOEY, ZEKE BUBBAHOOEY, MAGAWIGO BUBBAHOOEY, POPOSHISHO CHICAMACOMICO, ZORBLAT RAMMALAMMADINGDONG, XENON HERASOPHICLES, MOTUMBO HUMADED, BUG, MEHILDA, BINGUS, OUR WEBMASTER AND MM13X! WE WILL AWARD PRIZES TO THE TOP 3 FINISHERS. THE THIRD PLACE PRIZE IS A REAL HUMAN GALL BLADDER (GENEROUSLY DONATED BY SOME BUM ON THE STREET IN EXCHANGE FOR A NICKEL.) THE SECOND PLACE PRIZE IS A BAG FULL OF HIPPO DOO DOO (DONATED BY THE LOCAL ZOO). AND THE FIRST PLACE PRIZE IS A LIFESIZE CARBOARD CUT-OUT OF WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT, THE 27TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! SO, HERE'S HOW THE TOURNAMENT WORKS. WE START OUT WITH 16 PLAYERS IN THE PRELIMINARY ROUND. THE WINNERS IN THE 8 MATCHES IN THE PRELIMINARY ROUND MOVE ON TO THE QUARTERFINAL ROUND. THE WINNERS OF THE 4 MATCHES IN THE QUARTERFINAL ROUND MOVE ON TO THE SEMIFINAL ROUND. THE LOSERS OF THE 2 MATCHES IN THE SEMIFINAL ROUND WILL MEET IN THE MEDAL ROUND IN A MATCH FOR THIRD PLACE. THE WINNERS OF THE 2 MATCHES IN THE SEMIFINAL ROUND WILL MEET IN A MATCH FOR FIRST PLACE. THE WINNER OF THE MATCH FOR FIRST PLACE WILL WIN FIRST PLACE, THE LOSER OF THE MATCH FOR FIRST PLACE WILL TAKE SECOND PLACE. GOT IT? GOOD, BECAUSE THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST, AND NO, YOU CAN NOT USE A 3x5 CARD ON THIS TEST. THE LAST TIME I LET YOU GUYS USE A 3x5 CARD, EVERYONE IN THE CLASS GOT A 100% ON THE SPELLING TEST. WELL, NOT THIS TIME. YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD ME LAST TIME. BUT NOW I'M BACK, BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER! BWAH HAHAHAHA! ANYWAY...WHAT WAS I SAYING? OH YEAH. CLICK BELOW FOR THE PRELIMINARY ROUND RESULTS. CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK FOR QUARTERFINAL ROUND RESULTS, THE WEEK AFTER THAT FOR THE SEMIFINAL ROUND RESULTS, AND THE WEEK AFTER THAT FOR THE MEDAL ROUND RESULTS! CHEERS!
