THIS IS BINGUS. BINGUS IS AN ORDINARY AMERICAN DOLT. ONE DAY, HE WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE STICKING HIS FINGER IN HIS BELLYBUTTON. ALL OF THE SUDDEN, BINGUS BECAME THE VICTIM OF A DRIVE-BY FRUITING. THE WEAPON OF CHOICE: KIWIS. YOU MUST FIND OUT: WHO FRUITED BINGUS? WE HAVE ROUNDED SEVERAL LIKELY SUSPECTS. WE WILL STATE THEIR NAMES AND SOME INFO ON THEM. YOU MUST FIND OUT WHO DID IT, OR ELSE THEY COULD COMMIT ANOTHER DRIVE-BY FRUITING. YOU MUST FIND THE FRUITER! GO, YOUNG LAD, FIND THE CULPRIT! IF YOU DO, I'LL COOK YOU UP SOME NICE COW'S TONGUE!
