THERE ARE MANY THINGS I DESPISE. VOLVOS. PEOPLE FROM MONTANA. PEOPLE WHO FLUSH THE TOILET. BUT MOST OF ALL, I DESPISE FILM CRITICS. THEY SUCK. THEY'RE STUPID, FAT AND BALD. AND THE BIGGEST REASON THEY SUCK IS BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY SEE THE MOVIES THEY'RE REVIEWING! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A FILM CRITIC WHO REVIEWS MOVIES HE'S NEVER SEEN! AND I AM THAT MAN. I AM YEHUDA BUBBAHOOEY-FILM CRICKET. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I WILL REVIEW MOVIES, EACH OF WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN. I'M HIP, I'M COOL, AND I COULD KICK ROGER EBERT'S BUTT! NO LONGER MUST YOU BE SUBJECTED TO STUPID MOVIE CRITICS. YEHUDA BUBBAHOOEY IS HERE! OH JOY OF JOYS!
