Here are some frequently asked questions about our websight. ROMPA!
Q: WHAT DOES FAQ STAND FOR?
the "q" stands for queegibou. other than that, we don't know.
Q: WHY DOES DIET DR. PEPPER TAST MORE LIKE REGULAR DR. PEPPER?
we think it has something to do with a government conspiracy. either that or diet dr. pepper really IS dr. pepper, or vice verse. it's kind of like ketchup and catsup, they're two different words, but the same product.
Q: WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL?
we've never heard of this super bowl thing. your imagination must be flaring up again.
Q: WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?
to proudly go where no aardvark has gone before!
Q: YOUR MAIN PAGE IS TERRIBLE. THERE ARE TONS OF MISSPELLED WORDS, LOTS OF DIFFERENT FONTS, PUNCTUATION ERRORS, AND THE COLORS ARE AWFUL! WHAT GIVES?
thanks, i'm glad some people notice how state of the art our website is!
Q: GINGER OR MARY ANN?
the skipper!
Q: COULD YOU GET SERIOUSLY HURT PLAYING SHARP STICK IN THE EYE?
of course not. only 99.9% of people who play sharp stick in the eye get seriously injured.
Q: I WANT TO GET A PONY. CAN YOU HELP?
sure, just send us a billion dollars in pennies and we'll get you a nice little pony for you to ride around on and wrestle with.
Q: WHAT DOES FAQ STAND FOR?
didn't we already answer this?
Q: WHY ARE SO MANY WORDS ON YOUR SITE MISSPELLED? DON'T YOU USE A SPELL CHECKER?
wee dohn't missssspellll
anee wurds. ahnd whut ihs A spehl chekkur?
Q: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE JOKE ABOUT THE FARMER AND THE MULE?
no.
Q: THERE'S THIS GIRL THAT I LIKE. HOW SHOULD I GO ABOUT ASKING HER OUT?
tell her you're 29, unemployed, you live with your parents and you wear diapers. you'll have to fight her off with a stick!
Q: WHAT DOES FAQ STAND FOR?
okay, what gives?
Q: MY MOM SAID THAT YOU GUYS ARE NIMRODS. IS SHE RIGHT?
we prefer to be called dweebs.
Q: WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT FINDING OUT THE DIAMETER OF A RHOMBUS?
fish!
Q: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
two can play at that game-abduct the aliens!
Q: WHAT DOES FAQ STAND FOR?
allright, if we hear that question one more time, we're not going to answer any more questions! does everybody understand?.....good.
Q: HOW DO YOU SPELL RED?
redd.
Q: MY NAME IS BINKO THE CLOWN. I ENTERTAIN KIDS AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES. COULD I COME TO YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY PARTY?
sorry, but I already booked boozo the clown. he drinks a lot of tequila and then starts screaming obscenities. the kids love him!
Q: MY FRIEND IS SEEING THIS GUY. SHE THINKS THIS GUY'S RIGHT FOR HER, BUT THIS GUY'S REALLY DATING ANOTHER GIRL BEHIND HER BACK. AND THE GIRL THAT SHE'S CHEATING ON HER WITH IS CHEATING ON HIM WITH SOME OTHER GUY. AND I'M SEEING THE GUY WHO'S CHEATING ON THE GIRL WHO'S SEEING THE GUY WHO'S CHEATING ON MY FRIEND. ANYWAY, MY QUESTION IS, IS THIS NORMAL?
yes.
Q: WHAT?
your mom.
Q: WHY?
your mom.
Q: WHERE?
your mom.
Q: WHO?
your mom.
Q: WHEN?
your mom.
Q: HOW?
your mom.
Q: WHAT DOES FAQ STAND FOR?
that's it, we warned you. no more questions!
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