"Oh No, our asses have swallowed our motorbikes!!!!"
The McGuire Twins: Never saw these fat bastards wrestle, but damn, it couldn't have made for a good match. The only highspot you could depend on from them would be if their hearts suddenly exploded from the physical exertion of.... breathing!
"Heh heh, I likes to eat dinner of muh belly uh-heh heh!!!"
Bastion Booger: I feel dirty just looking at this picture. What a disgusting fat ass!!!
"That's right, it's these polka dots that make me looks so fatty-watty!!!!"
What would a fat ass hall of fame be without the king and all-knowing ruler of Fatlantis.... the American Dream, Stardust, the man with tits from here to China... Dusty Rhodes!!!
Beware of the fat asses for they are here to take over the world. They will be your masters and if they so choose they will devour you and your entire family. While we await our oncoming doom at these tubs of lard please click on a sponsor, for without your support we would be unable to feed our crack habits.