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Why does the P.S.A.T.A.E.S.T.W.D.C.
exist? The P.S.A.T.A.E.S.T.W.D.C. exists because we no longer can accept the behavior of penguins. It all started in the 60's with the Penguin on Batman, He was a millionaire that liked to dress like a penguin and steal from the rich and poor alike. In the British cartoon, "Wallace and Gromit", Wallace and Gromit take in a stray penguin. Gromit, the dog, knows there's something suspicious about him. After following him one night he discovers that the penguin is a thief. In 1993, in the Movie "Batman Returns", The Penguin is a mutated human that lives with other penguins in the sewer. He then tries to run for mayor of Gotham. This Penguin kidnapped the children of Gotham and bit a guy's nose. Then in the Bud Ice commercials people had to hide the beer from a penguin, leaving many in fear of having their beer stolen. The penguin goes as far as stealing the Stanely Cup. In the not so recent cartoon feature "Olive The Other Reindeer" a penguin by the name of Martini sold counterfeit Rolex watches. Not to forget the Veggitales Christmas special, penguins worked at a toy factory that made a dangerous toy named Buzzsaw Louie, a saw would pop out of a compartment in his hand. Clearly a risk to children. And these are just a few examples of evil penguins. If by now you can't see why penguins are evil then the penguins must of already gotten to you. July 20, 2002 (2 am): No, I'm not dead. I would just like to say that Amanda is a book burning, censorship loving, power hungry, evil NAZI WOMAN. Beware of her. I think thats it. Remember, refer your friends here, and get a cookie. And I don't mean the dumb spyware kind. I'm out. --Antipenguin November 19, 2001: WEEE!!! First update in a helluva long time. Ummm, not much, just an addition of another evil penguin... Check it out. I had something else, but now I can remember. Ah well, it'll prolly be up in a few more months. Oh, and btw, The counter hit above 1000! Everybody clap. NOW! Send me suggestions for the site, I'm bored out of my head... And post at the message board. Yea, I'll leave before the boredom consumes me. --JT, the antipenguinator... |
