Shrine of the Sacred Moose

Welcome to the shrine of the sacred mOOse, Muanga, the table dweller. His home is beneath the sacred table of Haawooh, in the Heavens below. When we die, the mOOses enter the kingdom of Haawooh, under their own sacred table. Every time a mOOse dies, a new table must be made by the carpenters, assistants to the sacred moose, in order to accommodate them.

If you have accessed this page, you must be wanting to join the famous 'Moose Shrine Association'. In order to do so you must approach the sacred Moose Muanga under the table and use the sacred phrase: 'Haawooh Muanga. Alces alces sumus.' If you are fit to be a member, Muanga should answer with a 'haawooh'. If not, a deadly silence will be heard and you must declare yourself a peasant and live in shame. Peasants are the anti-mooses - they are unbelievers and will never enter the kingdom of Muanga.