DOES SHAGGY SMOKE POT???

Hello, this section of my website is dedicated to my theory, if you want to call it a theory because basically, when you read it, you WILL be convinced!

So if you are reading this, you are obviously interested in what I have to say, but you are probably asking, "why does this fellow assume that shaggy, a loveable cartoon character, is a marijuana user?" Well I have my reasons. Lets examine.

I'm going to point out some traits of a pot smoker, then I will show you how perfectly shaggy fits the bill.

PARANOIA - an effect of marijuana smoking. When you smoke pot, you become paranoid and get scared quite easily! I know you've watched Scooby Doo before, and why is it that shaggy (and Scooby) are always scared/paranoid while the rest of the gang (Daphne, Velma and Freddy) are well composed? Because of three letters THC. He is a pot smoking gallivant.

HUNGRY? - another effect of marijuana ingestion is the munchies, you get an uncontrollable urge to eat!! Why is it that shaggy (and Scooby) are always hungry? Once again, THEY HAVE THE MUNCHIES!!!! Its so obvious!!

APPEARANCE - OK I know you shouldn't judge someone according to their appearance, or by the way they talk or walk etc, BUT COME ONE!! Look at how he is dressed compared to Freddy!

See what I mean!!? There is Freddy with a nice shirt, and a crappy thing around his neck and nice pants and shoes with neat hair, and then there is SHAGGY! Look at his baggy pants and scruffy hair, his hairy chin and wrinkly green shirt! And what the hell is the expression on his face?!!

SCOOBY SNACKS? - You know what I am talking about!! I read on some website that SHAGGY made the recipe for Scooby snacks. SCOOBY SNACKS MY ASS! More like hash cookies!!! I can't back that up though!

What else have I got? Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, lucky Pete reminded me, HE HAS CONVERSATIONS WITH A DOG!!

He gets around in a comby which has flowers painted on it coughHIPPYcough!!

Well, if the latter didn't convince you, download this small wave file!!!

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If you have more evidence to suggest that SHAGGY is a pot smoking hippy, EMAIL ME

want to have some fun, print this out and colour it in!!

seeya