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Top 10 reasons a dog is better than a cat (by Pino)

• When a dog wants out he scratches the door, not you!
• You don't need a can opener to call a dog
• Dogs don't get furballs
• When they create a monster in a movie they don't use dog's eyes!
• A dog's tongue isn't made out of sandpaper
• Dogs taste like chicken, but cats smell like fish!
• A bad doggy is caught chewing, a bad kitty is caught pooeing!!
• Dogs don't stick their butt in your face when they are happy to see you
• Dogs don't stare at you while you are in the washroom
• Dogs mark their territory....OUTSIDE!!!

My Favourite saying

• There is more than one way to skin a cat...

My top 10 favourite movies

• The Truth about Cats and Dogs
• Lady and the tramp
• 101 Dalmations
• All Good Dogs Go To Heaven
• K-9
• Turner and Hooch
• Beethoven
• White Fang
• The Fox and the Hound
• Lassie does Dallas

Pino's Pet, pet Peeves

• Worst musical ever made: Cats
• Worst Movie: The Aristo Cats
• Second worst Movie: Octopussy
• Unfavourite song: What's new Pussy cat

Lots of different ways to serve a cat

• Boiled
• Broiled
• Char-Broiled
• Chinese...Kitten Chow Meow
• Japanese...Raw

My Family Album

Chase in the Paddy-wagon

This is Chase, my cousin. He's the black sheep in the family. This is a picture of him in the paddy wagon, he did some time for disturbing the peace, walking with out a licence and vagrancy. The matter was settled out of court for $75.00. While he seemed to show huge amounts of remorse at the time, but like many other repeat offenders he has gone back to his evil ways and it is only a matter of time before he gets busted again. Oh well, he looks too much like a cat anyway.

This is my uncle Rookie, taking it easy after a hard day's work.