Boootiful

Hey Ladies, I know its hard

For us Beauties to look so scary ...

It isn't easy keeping our warts so perfect

And our Pointy chins so hairy.

We soak our green toes in Beetle Juice

We pamper and we preen...

Just trying to scruff off the beauty

And look Witchie Halloween mean.

We even try to take the edge off

And tip a Brew  or Two...

To Get in the Halloween Spirit

There is nothing us hags won't do.

There's nothing like a spider martini

When you need to take off the edge...

But aimin those brooms aint easy

With the spinnin in Our heads.

Thank Black cats this only once a year 

My Bats are goin Bats ...

It is hard being a natural beauty

And then try to relax.

I know one thing is missing ...

Let me think what to do...

Wait, I think I got it....

( Are You Ready Girls )

By Pam Gallo

copyright 2007