Turquoise beauties shining bright

Were you knighted, by a knight?

That's quite a sword your leaning on

Is it yours or your friend, Don's?

I love your hair, the color's right

It's just like mine, in another light

You look so sad just standing there

Is that the only dress you had to wear?

Oh Turquoise beauties are you twins?

Are you queens or just "has-beens"?

Get a grip, and stand up straight.

Renaissance is over, you had no date.

So move on ladies, git on home

You're not dressed properly to roam

And sequins are out this season for sure

Go drown your sorrows in a tankard of beer