Turquoise beauties shining bright
Were you knighted, by a knight?
That's quite a sword your leaning on
Is it yours or your friend, Don's?
I love your hair, the color's right
It's just like mine, in another light
You look so sad just standing there
Is that the only dress you had to wear?
Oh Turquoise beauties are you twins?
Are you queens or just "has-beens"?
Get a grip, and stand up straight.
Renaissance is over, you had no date.
So move on ladies, git on home
You're not dressed properly to roam
And sequins are out this season for sure
Go drown your sorrows in a tankard of beer