They Called Me "Swifty ScissorHands"...

In the Town Where I Hailed From.

With Scissors, Razors and Clippers...

I Got Those Hair Cuts Done!

Well , Now that I'm Retired...

With Nothing Much to Do...

It's Halloween So what The Heck

I Think I'll Work on You !

And if You Look a Little Scarey

Or  too Frightening to Be Seen...

Don't Worry I Say, Your Hair Grows Back

I could Have Colored it Putrid Green.

They Called Me "Swifty ScissorHands"...

In the Town Where I Hailed From.

But Now  that I Live In Pennsylvania...

All They say Is : Git  er  Dun!