The last ten calls UDECU went on:
-Finger laceration.
-Sprained ankle.
-Alcohol OD.
-Finger laceration.
-Advil OD.
-Finger laceration.
-Alcohol OD.
-Difficulty breathing... oh sorry, i meant finger laceration.
-Alcohol OD.
-Sorry, we have only got 9 calls so far this semester.