10. You quit your day job to do it full time
9. Your daughter says to you while your scrapbooking “mom, I’ll give you a hug if you feed me!”
8. You’ve taught your husband to perfectly compliment and critique your layouts and have dubbed him your “scrapping spouse”
7. Your six year old daughter says she wants to be a scrapbooker when she grows up and so you spend her college fund on new supplies
6. If you don’t want to dream about layouts and supplies then you have to stop scrapping after 4pm, but you never do and so you wake up thinking about your Coluzzles.
5. Your husband gets so sick of hearing “don’t eat at the dinning table, you might spill something on my stuff!” that he builds you your own room, with a lock on the outside JUST in case you really have gone crazy
4. You spend more hours a day scrapbooking then you do sleeping
3. You find ways to scrapbook even when you can’t, like dreaming up layouts during church, thinking up a supplies list while scrubbing the toilet and reading Creating Keepsakes while you’re, well, on the toilet
2. You know so many scrapping terms and brand names that you are almost officially bi-lingual: Acid free, Lignin free, PVC free, Coluzzle, Kolo, Xxryon, Fiskers, crops, ScrapshopsTM, Twitsel, Jute, Eyelets, Quilling….
1. You spend your precious spending money at the scrapbook store, not at the mall, so you never go shopping with your non-scrapping friends …oh that’s right, you can’t seem to keep non-scrapping friends
