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Songs

Here it is... the source to all the songs I've done over the years (Well, all 4 that I could find for now).
These songs are all to the tune of other more famous songs, and many times use several lyrical cues from the original throughout the song.  All of these were done solely by me, and the lyrics themselves are Copyrighted to me.  These are all for entertainment purposes only, I've never made a penny off of any of these in case the facists at the RIAA are seeing these.
 

DISCLAIMER:   These songs may make fun of people you do or do not know, but if they do the person is cool with it.  In other cases, any similarites to persons who may or may not exist are purely coincidental, all unnamed characters in these songs are random worthless creatures... and probably letterwearers... and if you don't like what you are reading, immediately click ALT+F4.   Nobody made you come here, so if you are worthless to society and know I don't like you and you dont want to see crap, don't come here!!!  (Does that disclaimer sound familiar?)
 

The Devil Went Down to South Park     ->  Written in the fall of 2002 - in honor of the man, the myth, the legend... 5 for $5 Dusty Dilldick and his Arby's Roast Beef obsession... this song is about the day the devil himself rolled down to South Park, PA to challenge our portly hero Dusty.  This is the only song of mine which actually got airtime, being sung on the Anti-Struggler Radio Show over Spring break of 2003.

Vale of Paradise    ->  Written in the late fall of 2003, this song is a parody of Coolio's Gangster's Paradise.  After all, Valparaiso means "Vale of Paradise" so why not tribute the Vale itself.  This song was written during an overly cynical  time when I was single, making it even funnier.

Californication   ->  Written after the summer of 2004, which included many trips to the "Establishments" of California, PA with Dusty, Richie, and others.  Obviously, to the tune of the Red Hot Chili Peppers song of the same name.  This is my view on the worthless disgraces to society that are the regulars of that one establishment at the corner of 2nd and Union specifically.

Blame Ohio!  -> In honor of the results of the 2004 election, and my disdain for "W," this song uses the melody and many lyrical cues from the South Park movie's soundtrack's "Blame Canada."