This Website is devoted to the Panzy Clan!
Why Should You Join?
The panzy clan honors those people in real life you deem a panzy. After all a panzy is:
Panzy: Any one person/object/place/or thing in which you deem stupid, gay and worthless.
Ex:
Hippies
French Army
Snoop Dog
Bill Clinton
Presidant Bush
Religion
Hitler
Wiggers (White People Thinking There Black)
These are personal opinions and don't have to be YOUR panzy! Only you know the PERFECT one!
Why is are color PURPLE?
Well Heres a question! Purple is the color for Panzys and gays, so..it's only fitting to represent and make are clan color that color! You can't be afraid to show a feminine side!
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Qualifications
Since this is a fun clan, you don't have to have 21+ kills in under a second ;). Just:
1) Have xfire
2) Have a favorite PaNzY!
Xfire
Now some may ask...what the hell is xfire? Well, it's like your Aol Instant Messenger, Yahoo Instant Messenger, or Msn Instant Messenger...Accept
You can type in game to other people on your list. quite fun. Now you can click here to get it! So you better get it!
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Current Members
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(Leader) John Kerry
Why Does this member think John Kerry is a panzy?
John Kerry is a stupid hick than ran against the predisent in the 2004 elections, and rightly lost.
Is it handjob giving time than?
AD ANNOUNCER: John Kerry has a little problem making up his mind. Okay, a big problem. In 1996 he opposed the death penalty for terrorists. Now he claims to support it. Sometimes he's for welfare reform, sometimes against it. For a 50-cent gas tax hike, then maybe not. Kerry voted for higher taxes 350 times, but now says he'd cut taxes. John Kerry-blowing in the wind.
ANALYSIS: A Club for Growth ad accurately cites that Kerry once opposed the death penalty for terrorists and now supports it. During a 1996 Senate campaign debate, Kerry said anti-death penalty countries wouldn't allow the US to extradite suspected terrorists: "the death penalty would amount to a terrorist protection policy. My policy would put them in jail." In 2002 he said, "I support killing people who declare war on our country, just as I was prepared to kill people personally & collectively in Vietnam." Kerry still opposes the death penalty in other cases. His explanation is that he responded to changed facts [of 9-11]
Q: You are against capital punishment, except in the case of terrorism.
KERRY: Correct.
Q: So a person who kills a 5-year-old should live?
KERRY: My instinct is to want to strangle that person with my own hands. I understand the instincts, I really do. I prosecuted people. I know what the feeling of the families is and everybody else. But we have 111 people who have been now released from death row -- death row, let alone the rest of the prison system -- because of DNA evidence that showed they didn't commit the crime of which they were convicted. Our system has made mistakes, and it's been applied in a way that I think is wrong. Secondly, most of the other nations in the world, have adopted that idea, that the state should not engage in killing, because they have very bad memories of what happens when the state engages in killing.
Source: Democratic 2004 primary debate at USC Feb 26, 2004
Xfire: dragonboy3611
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(2nd in Command) Ted Kennedy
Why Does this member think Ted Kennedy is a panzy?
Reason To Come!
VODKA! NOW!
Xfire: Patriot
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(Last in Leadership) Eminem
Why Does this member think Eminem is a panzy?
Reason To Come!
Was he just picking his ass!?
He's sniffing it!
Xfire: chrispritchett
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