The Slender Loris Cult is a small gathering of religious masterminds that plan on world domination. Basically, we are nocturnal (as is the Slender Loris) and we worship the Slender Loris for its timeless beauty and its enlightened ways. Apocalypse: All that do not convert to Slender Loris Worship will be struck down by the Slender Loris deity on the Fifth of March, 2020. The Slender Loris will first flood the oceans, and rid the earth of UV rays, so that it will always be nighttime. That will enable the Slender Lorises and their followers to begin and endless military campaign 24 hours day. All those that do not worship the Slender Loris will suffer a terrible fate. Some will be killed. Some will have their eyes clawed out and be forced to walk the earth regretting not joining out cause. Some will be brainwashed and forced into submission. They will serve as breeding slaves. The Slender Loris will take over the world!!!! Ritual: Slender Loris worshippers do not leave the house during the day. They are nocturnal. They keep a framed picture of the Slender Loris in their home, and pray to it 10 times a day. They are in contact with other Slender Loris worshippers. Benefits: Other than avoiding the terrible effects of the upcoming apocalypse, Slender Loris worship has its benefits. For one, the Slender Loris community is safe and close-knit. We offer support to each other and keep in contact. . . . DIE INFIDELS DIE!!!!!!!

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