Top Ten Reasons you know you're a Basic Cadet
10: You can sleep at any position, including standing up
9: You know what "dressing right" is, and it has nothing to do with your clothes
8: The girl with acne and braces down the hall is starting to look good (aka Falcon Goggles)
7: You think Mail Call is like Christmas
6: Waking up at 0545 is sleeping in!
5: You made up lyrics for "Reveille", and they're all 4-letter words
4: It takes longer to brush your teeth than to shower
3: You spend your free time on the toilet because it's the only place you're allowed to sit down
2: Your prayers end in "Amen, sir"
1: The girls have more hair on their legs than the boys do on their heads
-Credit to the boys of Jabba the Hut Strikes Back for the help.
