Ok, I wrote this story based on CATS and that stupid MTV's The Real World. You know when all these people get picked to live in one house, and stupid things like that. Well thats what I wrote about.
Now I wrote this a weird way, if you see this (Catname:
) thats them talking
if you see (¤CatName ) Thats when they're
in thier little interview thing, you know when one of the cast members
is being inteviewed by themselves infront of the audience, well thats what
that means
and if you see this ( -wordshere- ) that indicates
an action scene. Got it? Ok...
Mistoffelees: This is the true story
Rum Tum Tugger: True stor-y!
Mungojerrie: 'a six strangas.. I mean Cats
Bombalurina: Picked to live in one junkyard
Jemima: And try to get.. uh.. reaaaaal!
Macavity: The real world.... mwahahahahahahaha
Rumpleteazer: en Alask'a!
-Opens on Misto in the kitchen-
Misto: Wow, this sure is a nice kitchen, in the middle
of a junkyward... in Alaska..
-Screen goes black to Tugger for the inteview thing-
¤Tugger: I
hate it when he uses stuff in the kitchen, he gets paw prints all over
things..
-Tugger walks in the kitchen with Misto-
Tugger: I hate it when you use stuff in the kicthen,
you get paw prints every where!
-Tugger walks right back out-
-Scene switches over to Jemima and Macavity in some
room in the junkyard-
Jemima: So who are you again?
¤Jemima: I didnt know who he was...
¤Macavity: She didnt know who I was..
Is she stupid or something?
Macavity: How could you not know who I am?
-Jemima sits and looks stupid-
Macavity: I almost ruined the Jellicle Ball, Napoleon
of Crime.. I'm bad... any of this ring a bell?
-Jemima sits and looks stupid-
-Macavity slaps his head and sighs-
-Bombalurina bursts into the room-
Bombi: That's it.. I cant take it anymore! He was
peeking in on me sleeping again!
¤Tugger: She couldnt have been talking
about me..
Bombi: I'm talking about Tugger!
¤Tugger: Ok this is all a mistake, I
wasnt watching her while she slept... I heard a terrible noise coming from
where she was sleeping and I was thinking she was in pain, turns out it
was her snoring.. not my fault she snores loudly..
¤Bombi: Oh I do not you, you, over grown
koosh ball!!
¤Tugger: Hey you werent suppose to hear
that.. that was only for the audience..
-Scene switches over to Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
looking through a bag-
Mungo: He ain' got anythin'..
Teazer: 'ey look a t'is..
-Rumpleteazer holds up what looks like a glowing remote
control-
Mungo: Wat do ya' th'nk it is?
Teazer: 'oy dunno, lemme' see..
-Rumpleteazer presses one of the buttons and then
a giant lazer of light covers Mungojerrie and he disappears-
¤Teazer: I, made Jerr'e disappea'...
em 'em I voted of the islan'?
-Rumpleteazer, who thinks she is on "Survivor"
continues to press buttons on the remote control and things begin to appear
and reapear. She also begins to change things into other things and you
get the idea...
-Teazer: neeeeato...
-Scene switches to Misto looking around the Junkyard
frantically, looking for something.. he then walks up to Jemima-
Misto: Jemima, have you seen my bag? It has my magical,
remote control, thingy in it..
-Jemima sits and looks stupid-
-Misto rolls his eyes and walks away-
-Scene switches back to Tugger and Bombi-
Bombi: Im sick of you, you pervert!
Tugger: I am not a pervert, you snore really loud,
I thought you were introuble, and this is the thanks I get trying to save
you!?
-Suddenly, Rumpleteazer appears out of nowhere holding
the remote control, then looks around-
Teazer: a heh.. s'ry
-She presses the button again and disappears
-Tugger and Bombi exchange glances-
-Scene switches to Macavity in the Kitchen-
Macavity: No peanut butter, none, who ate my peanut
butter, I'll kill them...
-Scene switches over to Jemima eating a peanut butter
sandwhich-
Jemima: mmmmm...yummy
-Macavity bursts into the room-
Macavity: I knew it was you.. I knew it..
¤Macavity: I knew it was her all along..
-Jemima sits and looks stupid-
-Bombalurina and Tugger come into the room still arguing-
-Misto, still frantically looking for his bag, comes
into the room and begins to look under the junk-
Bombi: I am sick of this, all of this!
Tugger: I am nooot a pervert!
Misto: Has ANYONE seen my bag?
Macavity: I can't believe you ate my peanut butter!
Jemima: Do I know you?
-All the cats start to argue at once-
-Suddenly, Rumpleteazer teleports herself into the
room-
Misto: Hey! Thats my magical, remote control, thingy!!
-Rumpleteazer grins evily and presses one of the buttons
and ............ POOF...... all of the cats (except Teazer) have turned
into... mice-
¤Bombi: I cant believe that little brat
turned me into a mouse, now Im going to get wrinkles..
¤Tugger: This is the most embaressing
thing ever...
¤Misto:
I cant believe it, that was MY magical, remote control, thingy...miiiiinnneee..
I didnt even get a chance to use it. I was goona turn Exotica into a real
boy..
¤Jemima: Hah.. I ate Macavity's peanut
butter... who was Macavity again?
¤Macavity: Only thing worse than being a mouse, is a mouse with no peanut butter...hmm, now Im hungry for cheeze
¤Teazer: Yaaay, 'I am the last surviva'....
yaaay... now where's Jerr'e...
-Teazer runs out the door with the remote control, and the CATS/REAL WORLD Experience is over..-
The moral(s) of this story is.. bad cats always win (unless you're Macavity), never leave your magical remote control thingy unguarded, and NEVER watch MTV'S The Real World..
-Scene switches over to Mungojerrie sitting on a snowy
mountain somewhere in Alaska-
Mungo: 'ello? 'ello? Anyone? Teaz'a you're dead...
geeze it's cold.. why did t'is 'ave to b' in Alask'a...
-Mungojerrie pulls out a thick, black coat covered
with light bulbs-
Mungo: 'ere we go.. now 'oym warm.. good thin' we
was goi'n through Misto's bag...
-Scene switches back to Misto.. still as a mouse-
-Misto looks down at himself-
Misto: Oh no.. Im naked....
Then Jemima comes out holding a sign that says "THE END" and it is...
The Wonderful End
