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Hello there fellow surfers of Wavedive.com! If you haven't actually been to this fabled establishment, then you may not know of the legend, the star...the one and only Joe Dunn.

So, without further ado, here he is to share his insights on increasing your fun at the Wave Dive.







"Hello, young mahn.....yar a good mahn, young mahn, and Joe is proud to be a-drinkin' with ye. But ye gotta follow th' rules like I do. I have one holy commandment, young mahn, and ye have to follow each and ev'ry day o' yer life:

"It's nice to be nice!!!"

"That's its young mahn, ye best remember that 'till the end of yer days.

"It's nice to be nice!!!"



Kenny the Rat Bastard Says:



"It truly is nice to be nice. But it truly is nicer to buy me a beer. Up in Northern Pittsburg, (or Alabama, or Pennsyltucky, as it is otherwise known)everybody buys me beers. Of course, we're all related."


Back to Joe...




"And also, th' bar gets very noisy and ye'll have a hard time getting to talk to yer mates, so it's best to put yer arm around their neck and yell as loud as yer lungs can muster right in the ear of yer mate, so that he hears you well. I tell ye, young mahn, they will thank ye. And spit a li'l too, if you cahn.

"...and , when you're done drinkin'...dont drive. Always get a ride home, like I do:

"Goodnight, young mahn!"

...stay tuned for more Joe pics/vids!