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A lady was looking for a MEAN pet. She looked everywhere but couldn't find one. Until one day she walked into this store. The man suggested a pit bull. "NO!" the woman replied, "not mean enough!" The man tried several other animals but none would do. Finally he said "well, I have one in the back but you wouldn't want him" "don't be so sure!" The man went in the back and came back with a metal box. out of it he pulled a poodle.

 "WHAT!" the woman shouted "A POODLE????" "Not an ordinary poodle madam, but a WOLF POODLE!" "a wolf [snort] poodle? Gimme a break!" "Just watch." The man set the animal set the animal down and told her that all she had to do was say "wolf poodle _____" and it would attack the object. He demonstrated "wolf poodle BOX!" the animal sped across the floor to a cardboard box and ripped it to shreds. "GREAT! I'll take him!" "my husband will love him!" When she got home she told her husband about the wolf poodle. The man rose from his chair and shouted "WOLF POODLE MY Ass!!!!!"
 

 

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me

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