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The Vowel Theory
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Ever wonder why guys like girls with names that start and/or end with a vowel? Here's why. Its called the vowel theory, it goes like this: If a girl's first name starts with a vowel (e.g. Allison) it means she'll be a good girlfriend emotionally, she'll be easy to get along with and you can feel comfortable around her. If her name ends in a vowel (e.g. Rebecca) the sex will be good. If it starts and ends with a vowel (e.g. Eva) She'll be emotionally stable and the sex will be good. Like in vowels 'Y' is sometimes considered a vowel, so a girl named Stacy will sometimes good in bed, at least more often than not. And if you're lucky enough to get with a girl named Aimee you better marry her because ending or begining with two or more vowels just doubles that certain quality. But don't worry, if your lady friend doesn't have a vowel at the ends of her name it's OK. If she doesn't, it doesn't mean she's a terrible lay or she's a freakin' nut. But the vowels just make it 100% certain. And ladies, the same goes with guys. But if they have a girly name then I'd sorta stay away from them. So guys find an Amanda or an Aimee, and girls find an Eddie or an Antonio. But unluckily for me, Josh doesn't begin or end with a vowel. But then it says Joshua on my birth certificate. Just stating a fact.