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• Vagante •
Issue 3
Penis Thinkin'
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I got annoyed again... here's why...

"Stop being so hard on yourselves. I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... becaues it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round ass, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop being dicks... just because we have them doesn't mean we need to think with them. "

I recently posted that on a myspace bulletin, and tried to write my views on it in the teeny weeny title.... I don't think that it came across like I wanted to...

first i think it was written by a girl... secondly I never 'thought' with my penis... I don't like that term... yea some guys... most guys are pervs... I enjoy a good sexual joke now and then, but I don't blurt one out of nowhere... its like how even blonde people like blonde jokes... because its funny... even people who aren't perverted enjoy sex jokes...

saying a guy thinks with his dick everytime an attractive girl walks by and some how in the most perverted, disgusting, x-rated part of his brain he takes half a second out of his less than busy day to look at her is like saying girls think with their vaginas everytime they look at a good looking guy, or watch Joy Ride only for paul walker naked ass scene... and girls, don't pretend thats not the only reason you liked/watched that movie...

its attraction... say it with me kids "a-tract-tion"...

everybody likes attractive people... its not "thinking" with their "parts"....

But people who won't even give ya the time of day if you're not attractive, then yea, maybe a little genital brainstorming is going on...

I never thought like that because I don't think I have the right too... i don't think I'm ugly, or even slightly unhandsome, but I do know that guys, the upper teir of good looking guys, think that they have the right to use women, or even tell them to change who they are because they've had their ego's masturbated and been fed compliments from women on their looks, how good they are in bed and whatever else so they know when this girl's gone there will be a feild of others waiting for him... so he tells them to change what they should or shouldn't look like or how to dress or act knowing that if they don't do that they'll find someone else who will or already is...

I haven't had many relationships (which I blame a lot more on my town than how i look or whatever else) but I found something out about women a long time before my first girlfriend, just like guys, you can't really change them... and if you can then its more the girl's fault than the guys.... just like if a girl made a guy change, it would be more the guys fault than the girls

and another thing not all guys have the same attractions, not all like huge boobs, a tight ass and a flat stomach... I know guys who think if a girl has glasses she's ugly, and some who only think the pretty ones wear glasses... some guys love huge breasts, I worked with a guy who actually was turned off by big boobs *gasp*

and not all women are depressed because they don't look the way guys want them too... they see a lot of famous celebrity women who they think are pretty and that depresses them...

And thats just because women are just easier to look at... whether they are skin and bones, petite, average, a lil big boned, a BBW, or seven feet tall... a lot of women look at girls the same way... for instance, look at Angelina Jolie... I know girls who would never even touch another woman other than a handshake, but would go to bed with Angelina Jolie in a second... so obviously they want to look like her... so its not all the guys' fault...

Even guys get like that, I do anyway... I'd love to be as buff as Vin Diesel, I'd like to get my ass looking like Paul Walker's in Joy Ride.. not that.. ya know.. i spent a lot of time looking at his ass... or anything... i've just heard things... ya know...

But I know I'm not Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp or even Antonio Banderas... and don't even pretend Antonio's not too much of the sexy... the only people that are them, are them... well sept Depp... Johnny Depp is Johnny Depp, and Skeet Ulrich is Johnny Depp... and they say they never cloned humans

If girls act slutty because they like acting slutty, then fine... more power to them... if they act slutty just for a guy, and hate every second that they act that way thats not good...

if they want to have sex with random guys because they like the sex with random guys, who am I to think thats wrong... with that said I'd like to clear up that I don't believe in sluts... i don't think its fair that a guy who has had sex with a 100 women is normal and a gir that slept with 2 guys is a slut... its stupid... here comes a shocker: women, also, enjoy, sex... well good sex I'm sure... and guys enjoy sex... so why is one slutty and not the other? its like comparing water and beer and saying water is wet and beer isn't... As long as both men and women are safe and aren't spreading encyclopedias of diseases then I say enjoy... I get myself check for any weird STD's a lot, and I haven't even had sex in like 22 months...

And unlike the 'guy' who posted that little antecdote, who didn't try to say he didn't do the same exact thing -- just said it wasn't right, my and plenty of other guys image of a good woman isn't "flat stomach, huge boobs, round ass, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well..." Hell i'd be happy with a sane, loyal, average-festivly plump sized girl who wears baggy sweat pants and an oversized sweat shirt 24/7... there's, believe it or not, something attractive with a girl being comfortable with what she's wearing and who she is... uh-oh, I'm thinking with my penis again.... if we are going to a formal dinner and she wants to wear sweats and a sports bra to it thats fine by me... granted, I'm not gonna feel a ton of sympathy for her if she's offended by weird stares from guys in suits... chances are I wouldn't be to incredibly dressed up either...

so that whole extravaganza of opinions is a round about way of saying that I don't believe every guy likes a girl like that... plenty do, yes, and some bi/lesbian girls think that way too... everyone is attracted to something else... beauty is different from person to person... for example i don't find Jessica Simpson that attractive... what i think is attractive the next guy might think is ugly and vice versa...

Arrivederci