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Top 20 reasons I hate February
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A Lot of this sounds like whining... well it should... because it is...

1. My Birthday.
2. Valentine's Day.
3. Spending my Birthday alone.
4. Spending Valentine's Day alone.
5. Sharing my Birthday with that George Washington guy, what has he ever done for America?
6. Ash Wednesday... what the fuck is Ash Wednesday?
7. February's short...
8. ...And cold.
9. Chinese New Year, why do the Chinese have to be so difficult?
10. Isn't the February birthstone, amethyst, like, purple? I don't like purple.
11. Why does amethyst have to be so hard to spell.
12. Seeing hearts all over February calendars.
13. When people call Valentine's day, the lover's holiday... they don't need to rub it in.
14. When people ask who my Valentine is... then snicker... and point...
15. Seeing all the tasty Valentine's Day candy and not having anyone to buy it for... 'sept myself.
16. Fattening heart shaped chocolates.
17. The fact that no one really seems to notice Nirvana's Heart-Shaped Box is about February... think about it..
18. The fact that the Chinese New Year and Ash Wednesday were on the same day this year.
19. And if I even cared I wouldn't know which holiday to celebrate.
20. Not being able to think of anything else I hate about February.