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Josh-FAQ
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Q: Why do you hate donuts? They're tasty morsels of goodness that never did a damn thing to you!
A: I just never liked donuts, cakes, danishes, or cupcakes. I just don't like the combination of sugar and bread too much.

Q: What do your nightmares consist of?
A: I don't have nightmares about alien abductions, or monsters, or losing family memebers too often. Most of my Nightmares are just really sad dreams, usually about being lonely the rest of my life. But every now and then theres a big ass monkey chasing me or an axe murderer trying to find me in the attic.

Q: Awww, poor wittle Josh gonna be awone foreber?
A: No, I don't think I will be. Theres plenty of people in the world. Who knows, I may end up with a hot Italian chick in the near future, or maybe even a sexaholic fiery red head. I can dream anyway can't I?

Q: Hey, I'll do the question asking around here. You like video games?
A: Yea, I mean they can be fun now and then. I barely play them anymore. I think I kind of out grew them, but I know they'll be there on a boring rainy day if needed.

Q: How come you moved back to Galeton?
A: My room mate, and friend since kindergarden, decided he'd rather live with his girlfriend than me.

Q: Uh oh, is that bitterness?
A: Not really. Its just what heppened.

Q: So do you hate him now?
A: No, not at all. I mean I can't be 100% sure that I wouldn't done the same. Although I've always believed in that whole 'Bro's before ho's' thing. I can't say what I would have done if i was in his position. I may have not moved in with her at all, or I may have moved in with her the second we got together. But its what he thought he had to do at the time. There's a lot of ways that could have been worse for him to do it. But hey, at least our last weekend together I got to meet my replacement.

Q: Have you ever commited suicide?
A: I've thought about it. I'm sure everyone has. I've even cut my wrist before, more to see how much it would bleed that to see if it would actually kill me. It was a little sissy cut too. Didn't bleed much at all.

Q: Whats with writing messages on money?
A: It was inspired by a Rage Against the Machine CD booklet. I put little inspirational/dark sayings and such on dollar bills. Its a message that would touch a lot more people that I can do from websites, songs, poems, and such not. Plus its a message no one would destroy. If you see a message on the back of a bill with my initials on the bottom, thats from me.

Q: Whats your first thought when you wake up in the morning?
A: I hate morning wood.