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Q: What does funaki mean?
A: Me and Trav came up with that word. It means something thats funny to one person, but sucks for another. For example, you see a really uptight business man walking down the side walk with his breifcase, snobby attitude and nice suit. Then karma decides to have some giggles and the business guy trips and falls on his face. That would be funaki. Its funny for everyone who saw it, but for Johnny Business man, it sucked.

Q: Is there anything sexually you won't do?
A: Depends. Theres a lot of things I'm not attracted to, anal sex, and homosexuality to name a couple. It all depends on what my future better half wants. I'm willing to do just about anything for a lover. Just depends on what turns her on, that alone turns me on.

Q: So if your future wife wanted you to watch her have sex with other guys, thats ok?
A: I'll cross that bridge if and when I get to it. If I would be ok with it, the only things that would be off limits would be kissing. That is if I'd be ok with it.

Q: What are your views on same-sex marriage.
A: I'm absolutely 100% for it. Unlike 90% of the straight people who are for it I'm not going to spend time answering it by being insecure in my sexuality and I'm not gonna say 'Well, whatever they want to do'. In the constitution, as contradicting as it is, it says 'equal rights for everyone'. But somehow the government looks down on gay marriages. In a round about way its saying that homosexual people are not people at all. Just like in old ass history and science books they say that African american people are only 4/5 of human beings. Its bullshit. If we can't have same sex marriage we shouldn't have opposite sex marriage either. Just like when women and african-americans couldn't vote. The constitution and government are all contridictions.

Q: You think the Constitution and the Government are contradictions?
A: Yes, how is it not? First thing is the whole equal rights for every person idea. And until they do scientific research to show that homosexuals are not humans they should be given the right to marriage if they so desire. Secondly, remember that whole 'Seperation of church and state' thing? Its not a seperation of church & state, its a seperation of state from church. It was made to keep the government out of church, but not church out of government. Which, again, is bullshit. America is a melting pot. It shouldn't be 'led' by someone who uses their Christian beliefs to guide them, just like it shouldn't be led by someone who uses Atheistic guidelines. It should be led by someone who will leave their religion whatever it may be for their private time.

Q: What do you think of George Bush?
A: Short answer: Complete idiot. Long answer: I think he needs to do whats right for people as a whole, not be America's first dictator. People voted for Bush because 'Dat dere Kerry ain't gonna take away mah guns', Sounds like he should have a rebel flag sewn to his head. And half the people who don't want Kerry to take away their guns don't even have any. Like my room mate back in Indiana didn't want his guns taken away. If by 'his' he meant 'his dad's' I can understand, if not he had no guns to take away. The younger generation votes for Bush because their dad's are the influential, handle bar mustache having, can of beer drinking white tank top wearin, sitting in front of the TV drooling types.

Q: Why did you miss your graduation?
A: Because I didn't feel the need to be on display for the town to get my diploma. Walking around in a cute little cap and gown in front of pround GASD alumni has nothing to do with grades at all. It wasn't to be a rebel, its just because a diploma is proof that you passed all the required acedemics in high school. Its not a 'Best-in-Show' award. I got my diploma, thats all I needed.

Q: Why in the hell would you want to go to the Running of the Bulls?
A: Why the hell not? Its another rush like base jumping, sky diving, stealing Rosanne Barr's breakfast, or running around the White House lawn naked shooting a shotgun in the air.

Q: If you had a million dollars, what would you do?
A: Put it in a bank and live off the interest.

Q: You say you don't drink. But I saw you drinking, explain.
A: If anything I'm a social drinker. I usually only drink when I feel like it and around friends. I find that I'm not a chemically dependent good personality. By that is I don't need to be drunk to be funnier or to have a good time. Some people are boring as hell until they start drinking, others are boring as hell after they drink. I don't change much from sober to buzzing to drunk. But when I get too drunk I get really depressed and don't like anyone.