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Josh-FAQ
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Q: Why
are you so damn proud of being 25% Italian?
A: Why are you so angry that you're 0% Italian.
Everybody wishes they were Italian, even Italians, they wish they
were more Italian. So even if I was 1% Italian, I'd still be
proud of it. Being Italian means you are part of one of the most
dignified, most feared, most commonly copied, greatest cooking,
and most family orientated groups of people. You can go out in
suits with your mafia friends, shoot up a couple wannabe Chinamen
mafia heads, then go home and have a huge dinner with your
parents and grandma when the night's done.
Q: So Italians are better than other nationalities?
A: Well judge for yourself. Irishmen are labelled normal
for being alchoholics. Asain people make good video games and
flashy cars, thats it. Russians eat cold beet soup. Englishmen
never brush their teeth. Mexicans can die from just drinking
their tap water. Austrailians are good with boomerangs.
Canadians.... well i guess theres a moose or two to look at in
Canada, since all the good looking Canadians move to america. And
Native Americans will sell you their land, house, and wife for a
beaded necklace and some deerhide. So you tell me who has it
better.
Q: Why do you hate Valentine's Day?
A: I don't hate it. I just really dislike it when I'm
alone for Valentine's Day. Granted, which has been every
Valentine's Day so far.
Q: Why are you Atheist? Whats in it for you?
A: I just find it hard to believe that everyone's lives
are already planned out. That God had this for your life and
there isn't shit you can do about it. I like the idea that we can
pave our own ways, instead of following a map someone else made
for us. Read more about it in the belief section.
Q: So you're going your entire life without believing in
anything?
A: I believe in everything I need to believe in. My
friends, my family, and myself. If you need something more to
believe in than that, then you don't truly believe in yourself.
More in the belief section.
Q: But why do you say what you do about beliefs, if you
do believe in something.
A: When I say something like 'You can't spell believe
without lie' its not directed towards my beliefs, everyone elses
beliefs, or even the ironic spelling of believe. Its targeted
towards those of us who believe in something because they feel
they need a spiritual alibi to justify something righteous in
their lives. And if you couldn't understand what I meant by that,
maybe you shouldn't be at my site.
Q: How many girls have you had sex with?
A: Not many but plenty for me.
Q: Come on, don't try to get out of it.
A: 2 girls. Thats it, and not many times with each of
them come to think of it.
Q: How about oral sex?
A: Actually, I'm still a blow job virgin. Yea, I had a
half-ass one which she didn't even finish. Believe me, I'm not
one that gets pissed if I don't get my reccomended weekly dose of
vitamin BJ. And I don't beg for a blow job, nor have I ever asked
for someone to return the favor. The only thing I don't like is
when a girl starts a blow job and stops right in the middle.
Which is exactly what happened to me. I didn't get pissed or
anything. I was just like "Ummm.... okay... here's a half of
a 'thank you'"
Q: When's the last time you got laid?
A: Man... I don't think the record books go back that
far. Halloween 2003 if I remember correctly.