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Eyeless Bill

I was at Giant Eagle (a grocery store in my old town) with my friend Will and some other dude... And wouldn't ya know it, Will's eye fell out... I can't count how many times that's happened to me... but if that wasn't messed up enough, it wasn't his whole eye, just the front layer of the iris, pupil, so on... the rest of his eye was still there but it was grey not white... so will left... and me and the other guy were left to device a plan to sneak the rest of Will's eye out of the store... normally picking it up and putting it in your pocket would be enough to get it out of the store... but not in my dreams... my dreams have to be a lot more complicated...

for some reason or another we couldn't let other people know about the missing eye... I guess its illegal to pick up others eyes or something... so me and the other dude bought some stuff and got our bags but pretended we forgot something... you know how that goes... so we walked over to the oval shaped chunk of eye and put our bags around it so no one would see us picking it up.... but a bag of chips fell into my nameless comrade's bag and the always observant "Grocery Store Security Gaurds" arrested him for stealing...

So it was all up to me at this point... I heard 'Eye of the Tiger' (ironically)  being played on the grocery store's speakers... and I schemed up another fool proof plan and started chewing gum which was ever so fortunetly placed in my plastic grocery bag... I slapped it on the bottom of my shoe, stepped over the dislocated eye and it stuck like flies to a homeless dude... Then I stealthly walked out of the store like nothing happened and returned the eye piece to my home biscuit outside...

and thats all I remember.... just a little bit weird... Frued would have a feild day analyzing my dreams...