Travers: Hey Im doin my resume here, you think that I should include community service?
T Naps: Yeah of course, they like seeing that shit
Travers: Ok…….what if its court ordered?

On Cahill's desire to become a jockey:
Ronan: He's Loyola's first aspiring jockey of course. The whole school is pitching in to buy him a horse, mostly so we can get him the hell outta this school.
Cahill: and so i can win the triple crown

Me (completely wasted at our kegger yelling at some random kid and pointing at him) : Who the FUCK is this kid!!!!
Random kid: I......I am Alejandro!!

Will (introducing Kim to some random kid): Hey this is my sister. Shes a virgin
Me: What? yeah, today!!!

pEEnut 206: if you go swimming u gonna get wet
Fade2BlackNd: umm...yeah i would assume so
pEEnut 206: get yer pussy ass outtta the kiddie pool
Fade2BlackNd: well im peeing, give me a minute

Travers: Yo, fuck that statue of liberty slut, send it back to France. Give us your tired and weak? Fuck that, it should say, yo send us your scientists.

Jeremey: Wait, Spanish people aren’t Hispanic are they? I don’t think that Spanish people are considered Hispanic.

greendayman84: here is a reference to cartman
greendayman84: u gotta slap him and tell that bitch off
greendayman84: lol
greendayman84: or give him a stuffed animal and say get busy

Travers: You ever heard of Osmosis?

mmmRamen: who sits where they know they're not wanted
Fade2BlackNd: well he has no choice
Fade2BlackNd: hes not wanted anywhere
mmmRamen: good point
Fade2BlackNd: haha
mmmRamen: well we REALLY don't want him

Jeremy: Jesse Palmer, get the fuck off the screen, you disgraced the Giants by being on the bachelor.
Travers: First of all, he disgraced himself by ever putting on that fucking uniform

Fade2BlackNd: im trying to find a career and i cant even find the damn office
mmmRamen: haha, that could be a nice metaphor for life

greendayman84: hmm it would be easier if i was there
Fade2BlackNd: i fail to see how that helps us

Will: I don’t know, I wasn’t thinkin about it at the time
P Rice: Naw, u weren’t thinking about it, you were tryin to get ur moist moist on!!!!!!!!!!

bucK10953: what the traverse r u doin

Tommy: Yeah Jeremy has a lot of twins. Like that announcer kid at the basketball games.

brick10953(ME): how do i import my buddy list
pEEnut 206: go to file>>suck>>my>>dick
brick10953: ok
brick10953: i cant find it
brick10953: it said file too small

Travers away message while wasted : straight u[p.........jeremy someks wang

T naps: I don’t know she was bitchin about me not listening or some shit I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention.

Travers : Yo, you know who left that beer in the fridge? Fuckin knuckles!

Jeremy: What are you insane????!!!! ( all roided up)

T Naps: I just wish Knuckles was here

gold909: quote me on this, if you want to fuck easy, fuck fat

T naps: Jeeze on PIECE!

bucK10953: if we had off tomorrow, id steal travers's car, drive up to philly, beat the fuck out of Larry, and smash into Jeremy's SUV with travers's car
bucK10953: that is how glad i would be
Fade2BlackNd: what the hell does that have t do with being glad
bucK10953: lol cause id go crazy from the gladness

Will: Yo how much gin are you gonna put in mine??
Whitey: Well it depends, do you want a gary or do you want a tampon?

Mo’s away message: Be easy nigga, I'll lay ass out!!!! Be Leave me nigga, thats what I'm about!!! Gangsta!,Gangsta!, Gangsta!, Gangsta!, Gangsta!, Gangsta!, Gangsta!, Gangsta!, Gangsta!, Gangsta!, Gangsta!!!!!!! < 50 cents Be Easy>

Whitey (absolutely wasted) : Yeah, Im always the last one to leave this….goddam place
T Naps: Yeah, so you should unplug everything
Whitey: Yeah, well……..i always do….and Im goin to…to do it…..to the best that you can even imagine

Travers : Yo you guys remember Myra from Family Matters?
Jeremy : Yeah she was hot as shit!
Travers (arms held up high) : Shes DEAD!!!!!!

Buck: Yo I learned in psychology…..
Pat: that your gay?

Steve: Yo I woke up this morning and I was out of breath
Me: That’s pretty sad that sleeping tires you out you lazy fuck

Pat: Yeah whenever Im around WAWA I see these people I haven’t seen in years
Me: Well it is spring break, so that’s why your seeing all the people you haven’t seen in forever
Pat: Yeah, Spring Break, Springfield……..
Buck: Why the hell did you just compare spring break to the town we live in??!!

Fade2BlackNd: hmmm welll i dont remember calling you twice
bucK10953: lol u crazy bitch
Fade2BlackNd: why the fuck did i call the first time
bucK10953: lol why the fuck did u run down york yelling obscenities
bucK10953: probably both the same reason

Paul: Dude, I cant WAIT to see soilwork. Whoever that guitarist is, I want to have sex with him cause hes FREAKIN amazing

Will: Yo, shes no that bad looking, do you guys really think so?
Me: How come you always defend Carly dude?
Will: Im not, I just don’t think that shes that bad looking
Jeremy: You know that Pat Rice hooked up with her?
Whitey: Yeah Will definitely wishes he was Pat Rice

Travers (wasted as all hell on Jeremys 21st) : Hey, Tommy either take ur pants off or put ur pants on or Claudia take your pants off or……..hey SOMEBODY DO SOMETHIN!!

Fade2BlackNd: i wish i could make my own smiley face on this
Fade2BlackNd: id make one with a giant cock waving it about as if to smack you with it
Fade2BlackNd: cause thats the emotion im feeling right now
v3r17a5a3qu1ta5: hashahah
v3r17a5a3qu1ta5: interesting
v3r17a5a3qu1ta5: u need therapy you freegin prick!

Travers (on that Barry Melrose) : I fucking hate that guy. Look at his head!!
T Naps: He knows what hes talking about though
Travers: Theres plenty of people who know what they are talking about that have updated hairstyles. He looks like he just stuck his head in a fucking deep fryer!!!

T Naps (on watching a behind the back under the leg juggling move): Holy shit! I haven’t seen that since the ’02 open!!!!

Me: Why do they always have to make the screws so small that you cant unscrew them (on my camera). Just because they can do something doesnt mean they should.
Travers: Yeah, its the same thing with sticking your dick in a toaster.



Count:

Travers: 10
Jeremy: 2
Buck: 3
P Rice: 1
T Naps: 5
Larry: 2
Paul: 2
Goldman : 1
Will: 1
Whitey: 3
Mo: 1
Steve: 1
Pat: 2

QUOTES PAGE
Alright, I dont even know what a blog is. I just needed somewhere for the much anticipated quote page to be posted so people dont have to keep coming on my computer to see it. So here it is