"I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to be towed through some haggard corn fields here and be annihilated"
"Hi, I'm Bam Margera, and I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today"
"I'm Jackass and you're watching Raab Himself"
"Phil na na na. Damn Phil that's a pretty good job"
"Quit being a little bitch about it."
"My nerves start getting to me and I start thinking how I'm in a fucking chicken suit"
"Right now we're going to hurt the treadmill, or the treadmill's going to hurt us."
"Johnny Knoxville, I tell him not to favor the left,
and you know what he does, he goes and favors the seat, pushes the seat down, I
could take a header into the ground. If there would been a rock there, I would
have come up and kicked him."
"We're getting arrested because of you"
"Oh, we're getting arrested?"
"I think so. Are you cold?"
"You're an idiot."
Here is the common weekend for someone who is "cool":
- Asking your sister to get you some beer for your friends.
- Sneaking behind your parents back to hide the beer.
- Having people up to drink just so you can fit in.
- Getting absolutely drunk--just because everyone else is.
- Throwing-up till the cows come home
- Bragging to everyone that you got drunk, even though it makes you sound so stupid.
~boy, that sure sounds cool to me...morons~
In The Beginning…
Wa$ The Funk…
And There Were Renegade$
You may not like me, but you will respect me.
Or else I'll go Tony fucking Soprano on your ass.
"What the fuck did you say to me? Oh, I'm sorry, I was talking to the A.M. radio." {Brandon Dicamillo}
“My mom said I’m not allowed to use fabric softener, but she’s not around! Ha Ha Ha Ha!”
Renegades Forever
And The Funk Never Die$
A Quick Thought About Death:
I was up all night thinking about it. About what will
happen when we die. I was so caught up in the moment that I wrote this poem:
Your
death is a moment of unification
with a sacredness of eternity.
My
death on the other hand....
greatest fucking tragedy in the
history of the world.
“I think the first person to be cut would have to be Victoria.” {Darryl, the first to be cut on Tough Enough}
"D-DT, DDT folks. I don't think you understand. The DDT is the most dangerous move in the JBW."
“The place went nuts
– it was like everyone in the arena had an orgasm at the same time.”
"Phil gets off work in 15 minutes, and I've got 20 paintballs up in this biatch, and he’s gonna fucking die."
"Oh shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty!" -The Rock
“I’d rather get fucked by a transvestite w/ a cheese-grater than have to look at your face every morning.” –Bubba Ray Dudley
“Rock-a-by baby on the treetop, your mother’s a whore, I’m not your pop.” –Andrew Dice Clay
“Wipe that smile off your face Vish, you look like a fag.” –Mr. Neff
“My pockets hurt.” –Homer Simpson
"Make no mistake, the United States will hunt down and punish those responsible for these cowardly acts.” –George “Don’t Mess With Texas” Bush
Brad is very pissed off, and u fucked with the wrong bull, and brad is coming home to rip his balls off and feed em to him
cuz "sebby" said to brad online "i wanna fuck ur girlfriend" and got offline
“You know I have heard and I have seen the cowardly acts that have happened before. The extermination of the Jews by some maniac in Germany. The bombing of a federal building in Oklahoma City by some maniac. And now some maniac has attacked America. Attacked innocent men and women and children, husbands, fathers, parents. All because of some religious belief or some other motive that he has. This had nothing, absolutely nothing to do with you. We’re running this show tonight because we’re going to show you that you cannot break, you cannot even bend the fiber, the backbone of the United States of America. There’s gonna be some critics. There’s gonna be some critics of why we run this show. I wanna make this perfectly clear: Go to hell. We’re doing this show because we love America. This is all we have to give you tonight is this evening. If I had to id give my life, readily for this country. I have relatives who have done that who are buried over seas, who are buried in many different places. I would do the same thing because I love this great country. George W. was one of the greatest governors of Texas. It’s time he has become, it’s time he will become a great president. You guys who are out there, we’re gonna find your ass. We’re gonna make whatever country is hiding you a stinking parking lot. God bless this country. God bless this great state I love. And God rest the sorry son of a bitch that did this. We’re gonna find you…” –Bradshaw of the WWF
“I don’t know who it was, the President or one of these senator people, somebody said we’re gonna bring them to justice. Well that’s a load of crap. Don’t bring them to justice, bring them down, to their knees, to their stomachs, till they’re not breathing anymore.” -Tazz of the WWF
(While in history class)
"Does anyone have a sheet of paper"
"What do you think this is Julie, a Holiday
Inn??"
{Julie Poleshouerghoiuehouo}{Alex Scaff}
(Bam punches Ryan)
"Did it hurt?"
"Fuck yeah it hurt, what the hell was that for?"
"Because everybody knows that if you dial 1-800-COLLECT, you can save a fucking dollar!"
"I don't give a fuck ya dickhead, my mom's paying for it!"
{Bam Margera}{Ryan Dunn}
"My name is Joel "I'm just like Rubiks Cube.
The more you play with me the harder I get" Gertner."
{Joel Gertner}
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill sheppard’s the weak into the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the, with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you will know my name as the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon the!!
danny homich cell 855-6685
716-4040