funnymankel9: he saying anything?

MAGUS 7000: MAGUS 7000: so i hear you want some smack
scandanavenidiot: whos this?
MAGUS 7000: youll find out if youre interested in some "merchandise"
scandanavenidiot: a lil
MAGUS 7000: you lookin to start easy, or you wanna go hard right away?
scandanavenidiot: depends, how hard is hard
MAGUS 7000: well, i got some ice, boom, pow, X, crystal meth
MAGUS 7000: shit will fuckyou up if you arent used to it

funnymankel9: HAHAHA

funnymankel9: scandanavenidiot: whos magus 7000?

funnymankel9: im gonna say ur my dealer

funnymankel9: ok?

MAGUS 7000: thats cool

MAGUS 7000: just no names, cause obviously he could tell my dad

funnymankel9: yea

 

MAGUS 7000: scandanavenidiot: no i wanna start easy
scandanavenidiot: like weed
MAGUS 7000: or we can go ounce bags of grass
scandanavenidiot: yea i like that
MAGUS 7000: ok, you just want the bags. or do you need a pipe or bowl?
scandanavenidiot: just bags, and paper i guess
scandanavenidiot: i just wanna try it a few times and see if i like it
MAGUS 7000: ok, paper is free, but i do ounce bags at 10 bucks a pop
scandanavenidiot: alright, when can you get it for me?
MAGUS 7000: i can do the deal in school, is that cool? no one will know, trust me, itll be real simple
scandanavenidiot: tomarrow?
MAGUS 7000: yea, or if ya wana do it monday
scandanavenidiot: monday, so i can get time to get money
MAGUS 7000: ok, how much you want?
scandanavenidiot: i bag
scandanavenidiot: 1 bag*
scandanavenidiot: enough to get me high
MAGUS 7000: ok, one bag, ten bucks
scandanavenidiot: yea
scandanavenidiot: where and when will we meet?
MAGUS 7000: ok, heres how i do it... after second period, i hang outside the elevator right next to mrs stedafords old room, all you gotta do is come up and give me the money, and ill hand you a twix candy bar
MAGUS 7000: i use the candy rapper as a cover
scandanavenidiot: alright, who ru so i know to look for you
MAGUS 7000: ill be wearing a black hoodie and jean pants, no backpack.. and ill be eating a twix bar to make it look real

funnymankel9: holy shit

funnymankel9: hahahaha

MAGUS 7000: looks like little billy wants to par-tay

funnymankel9: hahaha no no, hes in that group, with jasmine and aj bamwell

funnymankel9: to find out who does drugs

MAGUS 7000: thats what i figured

funnymankel9: jj

MAGUS 7000: yeah go

funnymankel9: your gonna pee your pants......

MAGUS 7000: bring it on
funnymankel9 wants to directly connect.
funnymankel9 is now directly connected.

funnymankel9: scandanavenidiot: what are we gonna do after we smoke, just hang out until the game? or what?
funnymankel9: shep is gonna suck both of us off at the same time, i just called her
scandanavenidiot: o sweet, how long does a high last?
funnymankel9: 30 to 60min
funnymankel9: do u care if she sucks us off at the same time/
scandanavenidiot: alright, and i'll bring mints or sumthing to get it off my breath
scandanavenidiot: no just as long as she sucks me off sumthime
funnymankel9: she likes to cum swap if you dont mind
scandanavenidiot: i don't care, omg but what if i'm to small for her, if ya know what i mean
funnymankel9: wait, ill get to that in a sec
funnymankel9: do u know what cum swap is?
scandanavenidiot: ok
funnymankel9: do you know what that is?
scandanavenidiot: no (o lord i am embarressed)
funnymankel9: ok after you cum in her mouth, shes gonna make out with you
scandanavenidiot: o sweet i get to make out with sheppard, i'll just spit it out later
scandanavenidiot: i CAN spit it out...right?

MAGUS 7000: dude, it sounds like hes messin with you... but thats fucking HILARIOUS

MAGUS 7000: he sounds like hes so god damn dumb

funnymankel9: i know he is haha, its going in the info

MAGUS 7000: hahaha