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From: Atarisguster | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:51:11 PM | Message Detail

I rammed my cock up Shadotak's beaver den, and spl00ged on her cervix, but not before se><0ring a cactus.

You silly Jewish woman! Get back in the kitchen and bake me a cake with a picture in frosting of a drunk Irish midgit, YOU BlITCH! Mentally retarded people are stupid, and homosexuals are gay!
The XBox is so gay!

http://newgrounds.com
http://somethingawful.com

“Just put your f.ucking knob in and fu.ck me!” Shadotak shouted.
DarkCobra couldn’t miss, as her legs were wide apart and the mods had done a good job lubing her up with their fingers.
“Yes!” he squealed as his young cock sank into her hot p.ussy, “Oh! Yes that feels good!” she groaned. Gently and tentatively he rocked backwards and forwards, gently f.ucking her.

“Does that feel good?” Shadotak asked him, as he stroked her tiny triangle of pubic hair, while he desperately tried to stop himself from cumming. “Yes, you whore, I can’t believe that you’re letting me f.uck you”. With that, the look on his face changed. “Bollocks! I’m cumming! I’m cumming!” he groaned. “Take it out! Take it out!” Shadotak shouted.

As his cock appeared the first jet of hot spunk shot out like a cannonball, splashing onto Shadotak's boobs. “I’m sorry Miss. I didn’t know what to do!” he apologised, as more of his spunk dripped onto her soft belly.

a-s-s-h-o-l-e, cu*t, p****, f4990+, didlo, beeeeyyatch, shiaznat, **** (rhymes with "duck")

RaptorLC, you're an idiot, you moron.
Screw you, Shade7x
Hey Shadotak, go kill yourself
Are you stupid or something, duckbear?
RaptorLC's sister is slutty and has syphilis all over her face. She also contracted SARS after giving a man in China a blow job.

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I didn't know Richard Simmons had an account here!
-ell dude 3rd responding to "Woah! Shade is seriously hot!" topic.

From: Da Jerk | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:51:25 PM | Message Detail

1st
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My Site: http://ksp.eprofitdomain.com *Shares same time post with Robert Plant*
28 same time posts, 2 triple posts. Creator of the best post

From: Star1080 Returns | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:51:44 PM | Message Detail

SAVED.
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CJayC: Dance, rummy!
*throws peanuts at Star1080* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . http://endrian.netfirms.com/star1080.jpg

From: Idioteque Dance | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:51:56 PM | Message Detail

I like the DarkCobra-esque feel.
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PSO: Marina - RAmarl - Level 5
SUPER KAWAII POCKY AND CHERRY BLOSSOMS~~~~~! ^______________^;

From: AuronatorDemi3 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:51:57 PM | Message Detail

fwned
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I swear.........if Nintendo and Microsoft team up, millions of fans will simultaniously orgasm. Combat Sushi

From: CalypsoPSO | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:01 PM | Message Detail

OHHHYABN!
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They may kick our ass, but they'll never kick our freedom!
Arfenhouse

From: Shylock | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:01 PM | Message Detail

hmm
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Things I've procrastinated on:
1.

From: AnotherNonBelmont | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:08 PM | Message Detail

I love you mr. suicide man.

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Guild Leader: Rated Arrr! (Chaos)
zyro on the new kafras: "Its like looking at the mirror except a *** transsexual was there instead or dracula..."

From: fat man sitting | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:08 PM | Message Detail

That was a pile of crap.

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2.6ghz800mhzFSB/LANBOY Case/512mb PC3200/ Radeon 9600 Pro/ Handbuilt by me, a Mac Fanboy/PC Newbie
3DMark2001SE Score-9,918,029

From: Kamicollo | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:09 PM | Message Detail

500 topic.
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Man did not weave the web of life; He is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, He does to himself.

From: JunonHarborNAVY | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:12 PM | Message Detail

BALEETED

7/10
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JHN Quote Classics: "When Life tries to kick me in the nuts, im gonna tardy counter it and roundhouse it in th e jaw"--Aaron H.

From: Slider526 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:20 PM | Message Detail

beautiful
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Increase my killing power, eh?

From: ShakeMe | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:21 PM | Message Detail

hmm not bad
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Things not to say to a cop- I'm surprised you stopped me officer, i heard there was a three for one special at Dunkin' Donuts

From: Kamicollo | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:26 PM | Message Detail

Yea.
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Man did not weave the web of life; He is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, He does to himself.

From: Jacknife | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:27 PM | Message Detail

OMGWTFLOL
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MC2 online - Jacknife
S.O.C.O.M. Online - Tran

From: Zombie Nixon | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:27 PM | Message Detail

Genius. Sheer misanthropic unoriginal attention whoring genius, ladies and germs.
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Death to Chingers.
Of course Voltron's a security risk. He's a robot made out of lions, for ****'s sake.

From: tobymac | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:30 PM | Message Detail

not bad
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I love awkward moments. They feel so GOOD. I always say "Oh my lord this is orgasmically awkward" then have teh buttsekz.-downgrade

From: Tir Mcdohl | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:33 PM | Message Detail

Sweet.
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http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html

From: JeMeR14 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:33 PM | Message Detail

cool. i dont mark suicides.
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Much too old to focus, much too young to see

From: lordofmud | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:41 PM | Message Detail

Um, well now we will see if the whole mod system is down or if just our message moderation fuction.
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http://www.mycathatesyou.com/newlist.asp?CatName=amun_080302
Pablo sends us a warning! Is is a feline ? The ChupaCabra ? Only the afterworld will tell us.

From: Kawakami Ogai | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:52 PM | Message Detail

wow, the first account suicide i've seen happen
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:bing: check engine. COULD IT BE ANYMORE VAGUE? :Bing: problem ::bing:: uhoh :bing:dude, ive got a crappy feeling about this

From: CalypsoPSO | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:53 PM | Message Detail

500 baby!
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They may kick our ass, but they'll never kick our freedom!
Arfenhouse

From: donoso | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:54 PM | Message Detail

This is great!!!!

9/10

From: Da White Hegehog | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:52:56 PM | Message Detail

Lik, pwned.
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PS:O chars. Anofie-RAmar-Purplenum-Lv18 ~*~*~ Bill-FOmar-Oran-25 ~*~*~ Frost-HUnewhrl-Redira-lv10

From: Grayfox777 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:10 PM | Message Detail

o_O
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<Haiiro kitsune>

From: Kamicollo | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:10 PM | Message Detail

Good suicide.
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Man did not weave the web of life; He is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, He does to himself.

From: MisterButlertron | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:16 PM | Message Detail

I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do.
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I just really like the word 'Asshat.'

From: HeLlZsOuL | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:18 PM | Message Detail

How strangely erotic...

That actually turned me on..somewhat >_> <_<

What?
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All your karma are belong to teh mods.

From: R V D 420 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:22 PM | Message Detail

LMFAO. Saved.
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Jeez, having Melfina drooling all over your nuts has really affected you, hasn't it Shade. - Tealmarie

From: number5 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:24 PM | Message Detail

tag
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An infinite number of monkeys,will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.

From: Gary2 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:25 PM | Message Detail

w00t.

From: CalypsoPSO | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:34 PM | Message Detail

The build up to this suicide was like ungodly.
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They may kick our ass, but they'll never kick our freedom!
Arfenhouse

From: richie259 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:34 PM | Message Detail

8.5/10

No porn links >_<

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"It costs you your dignity." - gunghoguns, on how much it costs to play DDR

From: Kamicollo | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:34 PM | Message Detail

Come on people we need more posts.
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Man did not weave the web of life; He is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, He does to himself.

From: donoso | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:37 PM | Message Detail

How many posts will this get?

From: Mmmm Beefy | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:41 PM | Message Detail

Wow, you only have the balls to account suicide when you can't be marked. That's impressive </sarcasm>
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Only if they do things to me. Sexy things. Oooooooh yeah. -superfurry

From: Dragon Claw | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:41 PM | Message Detail

*spl00ge on topic for a little luck*
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I'm going to r4p3><0rz j00r dead corpse! ~ Jimmy (GBAdvance)

From: Crimson King27 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:42 PM | Message Detail

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From: Alextheodd | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:48 PM | Message Detail

Shw33t
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wad. I don't have time to play pretty pretty house cleaning with my ass - Crufix
Colonel Alextheodd of the Lzreye Special Forces

From: dj1200 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:49 PM | Message Detail

haha
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girls are good for nothing, I hate them, and everything that has to do with them.... besides perfume.

From: StewRAT09 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:56 PM | Message Detail

bump
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"however, you might want to search for 'weird people showing their (small) wang while dancing on a chair'"-Nicolaz

From: elysdeon | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:53:59 PM | Message Detail

Not cool dude. You have no reason to post this crap about CJay's wife.
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html
Go there. it's funny. and it's not a screamer.

From: Crimson King27 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:54:09 PM | Message Detail

pretty decent
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This topic makes me a sad, sad panda

From: AuronatorDemi3 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:54:10 PM | Message Detail

-_____-
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I swear.........if Nintendo and Microsoft team up, millions of fans will simultaniously orgasm. Combat Sushi

From: moocow410 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:54:17 PM | Message Detail

42
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"We are the Gamers,Resistance is futile."
When you do something right it seems like you did nothing at all.

From: CalypsoPSO | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:54:17 PM | Message Detail

This is a slow suicide.
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They may kick our ass, but they'll never kick our freedom!
Arfenhouse

From: JeMeR14 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:54:20 PM | Message Detail

"Good suicide."

Actually, it sucked. just censor bypasses and racism :\

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Much too old to focus, much too young to see

From: Kamicollo | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:54:23 PM | Message Detail

More posts.
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Man did not weave the web of life; He is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, He does to himself.

From: Darth Meatloaf | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:54:26 PM | Message Detail

w00t.

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"I am the most important human who has ever lived." Shade7x
- Senior Member and 2nd in command of the Official Medli Fan Club -

From: bbars88 | Posted: 9/18/2003 5:54:26 PM | Message Detail

My first ever suicuide viewing! YAY!
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Q-How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a bulb? A-Wanna go ride bikes?-ROCK HATER

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