Some good ones...
- Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
- "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together."-Carl Zwanig
- "Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always serve as a bad example."-Carlson's Consolation (from Murphy's Laws)