updated: 7/5/02

If you want scores go to TOB.org. HAHAHA! I haven't touched this website in like 6 monthes. Well as of right now I'm not a memeber of the DHSB anymore. SO! I've decided to pass down the website. Candidates will be sent a questionaire and selected by a panel of judges. All decisions will be made fairly. Your chances will weigh heavily on personal hygiene and goodlooks. Keep checking for more up-to-date information.

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WHO WILL IT BE?!?!?!?!
for more info and an application click the quizmaster above

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THIS JUST IN: TLH Conspiracy theory proven, 20 year mystery finally solved, more as story develops........ US excitedly awaits appointing of new DHSB webmaster, Who will it be??........ J Bednarz says, "My bets are on that little weasely kid, he's a real winner that one... then I'd spread it with peanut butter... screaming all night long..." he was then promptly escorted off the premises........

NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/6/02         Hold onto your pants kiddos, the application for webmaster has been typed and as soon as a comprehensive band email address is attained by me, my plans for world domination will soon begin and.. I mean you'll all have the opportunity to become webmaster. Yes, that's it... he he heeeee

7/5/02         The proverbial torch is being passed, just like gas is when I eat one of thos e crazy Western-Style omelettes. Whooowee! This site is going to be pushed over to the next manno! EAT IT!

10/31/01         Phew. Yeah, I know. I haven't updated in like a month. Uhhh.. well as far as scores go, at our comp at Dallas on the 14th, we recieved an 81.25, and then we skipped a week and went to Wyoming area this past weekend on the 28th we recieved a score of 81.75. Yeah, I know we got screwed, but we shouldn't get discouraged, we can still take first at Chapters, we just need to really work. We've got one practice left until then.. it has to be good. It seriously has to be the best one and we all need to focus and concentrate. There's really not much that I or anyone else can do to convince people to buckle down. It's all up to you as an individual to say, "Golly, I really need to work my hardest and push myself to the extreme. Pain? Pain has no meaning to me anymore. I am impervious to pain. Pain is my friend. We march together. Home? The field is my home now, and the dirt is my mashed potatos. The cold is my blanket and the rain is... well... *sniff*. Stop touching my butt." Take a break from everything, look at yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself if you really want to do your best. Do you?       The End

10/30/01         THE NEW UNIFORMS ARE INNNN YEEEEE HAW!!!!!! Hot diggity damn!!!

10/08/01         Sorry I haven't been updateing this as much as I should. Havne't had a lot of time. uhh, So far we've had two comps, and our scores have been 68.9 at Lehman, and a 71.55 at WVW. At each comp we've gotten about a two point penalty because the show wasn't 7 minutes long. This past week, we finished all the drill so the show is finished. We've also moved up into Group 2 with Wymoing Area as our major competition in the area really. We're going to have to work hard guys. Wednesday practices are HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!! We really need all the people we can get. It has been helping those who come, even though we still haven't had enough people to do drill. Do what you can to come, PLEASE!! We all beg of you!!!! GARG!!!!

9/17/01         We got a new student teacher today, boys and girls. Her name is Miss Soska, and she seems pretty cool. Hrmm, what else. The report time for Saturday has been pushed back an hour. REPORT AT 10:00 AM SATURDAY!! Okay, that's about it. Oh yeah, freshmen suck, HAHAHHA!

9/15/01         Got our butts kicked by Pittston, 25 to 8 I think. The show was pretty awful, so WE ALL NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON THE FIELD, AND LEARN OUR MUSIC!!!!!! Plus it was the freshmen's frist time marching in the cold (which really isn't much of an excuse considering they screw up regardless). Buckle down everyone, we need to get to ACC's this year. Oh yeah! Don't forget a long sleeve dress-shirt for next week's game. We're breaking out the Bow-ties and Cumberbunds, yeah....

9/14/01         Tonight's game is postponed until tomorrow night, same time. I'ev got to cancel my trip to visit my sister and niece in DC this weekend because of it. *sigh*

9/13/01         It rained tonight and practice got cancelled around 6. Remember, keep it real everyone, and take a chill pill. Petty squabbles are just that. They're not worth your time or anyone else's. Calm-a-rama, Buddy!!

9/11/01         Tragedy struck the United States today. I was pretty upset most of the day, and when I finally saw what had happened on CNN, I was almost in tears. Please, everyone, do what you can to support these people and our country. America will prevail.

9/09/01         FUNFEST PARADE!! Wee doggy! Yes, today was the ever-eventful Hazelton Funfest Parade. I grabbed the worng shoes and ended up marching with two right feet. Percussion broke a bass drum mallet. Someone almost passed out. The guard, even with extra practice, still wasn't that grand. Libby is now, "Libby the Coolest", heh heh heh, and we met the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Same old same old.

9/06/01         We were pushin it somethin fierce today. We've added the next two songs in the show which brings it to THREE total. The guard had to relearn most of their drill, and all of the new stuff because letters were switched and lots of other insane crap. Hrmm, what else. Oh yeah, seniors yelled at freshmen which is always fun, and I wrote love notes to the flute section as usual. Duncan is 7 today, YEAH!

9/04/01         BOBBY SHOWED UP, WOOHOO!! Yes, Bobby showed up today, but the band proper only saw him for close to 2 minutes. Guard got all brand new work and a new robot dance, and I beat up Swartwood. Dan Berry is a monkey man with several monkey traits. Danke.

8/31/01         Our first game. DALLAS 14, WVW 0. We played some good tunes this week, but we took them soooo slow because people are wussies. WUSSIES!!! Pick up the pace you slackers!!! WVW band all got sunburned due to our amazing stadium and the fact that they were all facing the sun on the visitor's side.

8/29/01         First day of school today. Band and Chorus are now officially second period. 16 new freshmen have joined concert, not inlcluding marching freshmen. 16!!! That's friggin crazy!!!

8/13/01         THis year our drum major is none other than Little Joey Bednash. Born an orphan and raised by wolves, Joey clawed and scratched his way from the wilderness of Kunkle, Pennsylvania into the buzzing urban communtiy of Dallas. In his Middle School years, Joey could never quite grasp the concept of "friend". The pack only believed in "mate or enemy". Spending most of his afternoons and Saturdays in detention, Joey taught himself to read and speak. By the beginning of his freshmen year in highschool, Joey could actually converse with members of his own species. Mimicing his everyday actions from what he watched on the Tele-Tubbies, Joey soon became the social butterfly of the Dallas School District, marking his territory wherever he went. Which leads us up to Joey's coranation as the New Scaffold King of the Dallas High School Marching Band. Good Luck, Joe, and God Bless.

Remember what Drum Major Joe says kiddies,
"Monkeys = funny, Ducks = not funny."

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