Scene: Toronto Ontario, Canada | Tests' House
Time: 11:08 AM GMT Standard Time[- † -] The Era of Attitude is back.. and I for one couldn't be more excited, more suspense filled, more delighted in my entire life. Those Damn Panda Fuckers down at the "World Wildlife Foundation" have finally given' up on their whining and bitching and have learned how to share because if they didn't they'd be given' a whole bunch've attitude from alot of pissed off Superstars that's for sure. So for an odd twist to things the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) has returned One Hundred and Ten Percent and is ready to make its way back into the Wrestling World. But first they are taking a stop up North in good o'le Toronto Ontario, Canada and ironically Raw or SmackDown will not be their first Event, it will be No Way Out.. yes that's right, the Pay Per View Event will be the comeback of the WWF and their first show back making these first matchups larger than life so to speak. Superstars and Divas careers are going to be made and broken on this night as each one fights for their jobs.. literally. Each Individual will be given' the chance to prove themselves to the WWF Faculty, some even lucky enough to be promoted to the Raw Brand Roster that very night if they do happen to pick up a win in their respected matchups, others will just have to bust their ass to show that they mean business. Either way SmackDown or Raw, each show has it's different qualities and No Way Out is going to make things very very interesting indeed. Also The Draft will take place as SmackDown and Raw compete for the best Superstars who have not yet met the fate of wich brand they will wrestle for. Will it be the fast paced blood pumping action of SmackDown or will it be the Blood and Sweat of RAW that calls their names.. who knows. One thing that we know for sure is that NO WAY OUT will be brought to you from Toronto Ontario, Canada at the world renound SkyDome not too far from WWF Superstars Chris Jericho, Christian, Edge, and Test to name a few but most importantly of course.. Test. Born and raises in Toronto Test has come to the WWF with a whole new motiviation. No more being held down by federation politics and accepting that losing is not acceptable. Once a former Motley Crew Bodyguard Test is now competing at No Way Out in a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match and everyone is given' an equal opportunity to win this and proceed with step one of becoming a True WWF Superstar. A win will guarantee you a WWF Contract and a spot in the draft, a loss.. well Test hasn't gone over that part and has no intentions of doing so. What Test intends on doing is winning his first match here in the NEW WWF and show the administration and the powers that be that he means business and has come knock around more than a few heads. [- † -]" Givin' The WWF A Test Ride.. " "RE - LOADED" Test: " Stacy, are you done Yet? I'm getting impatient sitting here if you know what I mean. "
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Hold on for just a few more seconds I've almost got it. I want to look good in front of your parents. This is the first time I'm meeting them Andrew you know that, I'm nervous. "
"RE - LOADED" Test: " Yeah well that's the thing.. my parents aren't coming. They both got caught up at work so we've got the house to ourselves tonight, nobody else just you and me. I was thinking of going out and getting some Movies to watch or we could just go to the arena gym and practice a few things for your match. "
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " That be great.. "
[- † -] Stacy steps out from behind the dressing wall (whatever you call those things) and Tests eyes light up as he notices the short.. VERY SHORT mini skirt that Stacy is wearing and a very revealing top to match. Stacy poses and spins around showing Test the whole outfit. [- † -]
"RE - LOADED" Test: " Speaking of great.. you look fantastic Stacy. But you werent planning on wearing that when you were going to meet my parents were you?.. "
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Of course not Silly, you told me your parents werent coming and that it's just you and me so I changed into something a little more comfortable if you don't mind. "
"RE - LOADED" Test: " Oh no.. no complaints here.. "
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Alright than.. so A movie sounds great. And we have all the time in the world to "Practice some Moves", we don't need to go to any gym to do it either. You just need to stay at home and Rest for your match next Sunday at No Way Out. "
"RE - LOADED" Test: " My match at No Way Out is the last thing on my mind right now Stace. I'm more than ready for that match, if I prepared anymore I'd be ready to fight the entire WWF Roster in the next week. Three guys who's only hope of winning this match is pure luck don't concern me. Those three jerkoffs are the last of my worries because I've come to fight.. they've just come to take a chance and see if they get lucky. "
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Alright good, if you're not worried about them than I know you'll do just fine in your match. Now just sit back, relax and let me do all the work. What movies would you like me to go and get at the video store. I'll go and get some things to snack on too while we watch, ever since I got off the plane I've had a craving for nuts. I couldn't stop eating them on the plane they were just handing out them out like they were nothing. "
"RE - LOADED" Test: " Yeah those Peanuts were pretty good. But Stace Babe, you really don't have to do this. I'm fine, I can get up and go places I'm not going to hurt myself or anything like that I do it everyday. You already do enough for me believe me.. Let me go and get the movies and your peanuts and I'll be right back. "
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Okay.. but hurry! "
[- † -] Test and Stacy kiss each other goodbye as the WWF Camera Crew follows Test out of the house and towards his car. Test drives off before the camera crew can reach their car and they're shown attempting to play catchup as Test heads to the video store. A few blocks down the camera crew catches up to Test as he turns into the parking center where the video store is located. Both cars park and the camera men follow Test into the video store as Test looks around for a movie or two. [- † -]
"RE - LOADED" Test: " Legally Blonde 2.. nope, worst movie ever created. Why they would make a sequel to such an already stupid and idiotic movie is beyond me. Let's see.. Daredevil?.. Nah, too Shane Helms esq. And The Kingpin wasn't black.. why cant those damn Movie Producers ever get the tiny things. I'm looking for something that will really get Stacy hanging all over me from the suspense of it. Home Movies.. your one way ticket to sex. Just get a movie that terrifies her and you'll be holding onto her all night, works everytime. Ahhh... here we go, this should do just fine. Stacy will love this movie I guarantee it. Oh and this one too, perfect. "
[- † -] Test grabs the two movies he was looking for and heads up to the front of the store and grabs a few candies, peanuts, etc. He tosses it on the counter and pulls out his wallett as the man behind the counter begins scanning Tests things but avoids looking directly at him in the eyes. [- † -]
"Blockbuster Employee" Elgin Hakala: " Well Well.. look what we've got here. Quite a selection you have here. Are you going to be watching these movies by yourself tonight sir? [Geeky Laugh]
"RE - LOADED" Test: " No actually I'll be watching it with my very HOT girlfriend. One thing that a guy like you probably never has and never will have. She's into those sort've movies so watch what you say or I'll suggest a movie you may not like. And believe me, it isn't a favorite amongst most people. "
"Blockbuster Employee" Elgin Hakala: " Oh yeah.. and what might that be? "
"RE - LOADED" Test: " My Size Eleven Boot up your nerdy little ass TWO! Just do your job and ring up those damn peanuts, I'm in a hurry. I've got a long pair of legs at home with my name on it just waiting to pop in a movie. So instead of you waisting my time with your smart ass comments and cheap cologne I'd like to get back home. "
[- † -] So the Blockbuster Employee does his Blockbuster job, Test pays him in full like a good citizen does, even has the kindess to thank him still and leaves without saying another word. 10 minutes later we're back at Tests' house as Stacy greets him at the door. [- † -]
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Andrew, finally you're back. What took you so long you were gone forever. "
"RE - LOADED" Test: " I'm Sorry Babe, some guy in the video store tried to get smart with me so I had to teach him a quick lesson. But I got the movies, and your peanuts so I think we're all ready. Let me go make this popcorn and I'll be right back to watch those movies with you. "
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Great! What you get?! "
"RE - LOADED" Test: " Take a look.. "
[- † -] Test walks into the kitchen out of the cameras view and Stacy grabs the 2 movies out of the blockbuster bag and her eyes widen. She than turns the tapes over after reading the titles of them and starts reading the descriptions on the back. [- † -]
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Anal Annihalators.. and Viva Las Virgin? What the hell is this Andrew? PORN? "
"RE - LOADED" Test: " It's some movies for us to watch. I thought we could watch something different for a change. Why not. It will take our minds off of No Way Out and well forget about our big night that we're going to have when we both win our matches. And it's not Porn! It's Adult Entertainment, and were adults arent we? "
"SEXY ASSistant" Stacy Keibler: " Alright, if you really insist on watching these I guess we could.. and this one kind've looks good. I'm Starting it.. "
[- † -] Stacy pops in one of the videos and sits down on Tests bed as he comes in the room with a bowl of popcorn and joins her. The lucky bastard is about to sit down eating peanuts and popcorn while watching a porno with Stacy Keibler. Test.. I envy you. Tune into No Way Out August 10th when Test and Stacy Keibler invade the WWF and compete for a WWF Contract and a spot in the Draft. [- † -]
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