| Next Match: | vs. Buff Bagwell & Sean O'Haire |
| Stipulation: | Tag Team Non-Title |
| Event: | WWA Nitro |
| Date: | March 1st, 2003 |
| Title Of Roleplay: | "Buff-Sean=Nothing!" |
THE TIME HAS COME
FOR TEAM ANGLE
TO RUN SUPREME
The WME - Wrestlemania Entertainment. The place where most of the stars in the XWF, CWO, EWA, and other feds like that started. Wrestlemania Entertainment nowadays is looked at as an embarrassment of some sort, however with the arrival of newer, more talented stars, that statement doesn't suffice anymore. Wrestlemania Entertainment has had it's fair share of stars, Billy Gunn, Vampiro, Taz, and Chris Jericho to name a few.. along with the stables Triple Threat and the New World Order. These new stars have brought back competition and prestige to the WME, and particularly Smackdown. WME Smackdown is a place for new stars to come and earn their strips in the WME. Smackdown, however is looked at as the "Second Best Show".. compared to the much more star-studded Slam. Smackdown is a place for the new talent.. guys like Johnny Stamboli, Justice Pain, and Buff Bagwell, guys who normally wouldn't draw as much as an Austin or a Triple H, to shine for once. One of the main reasons these guys are looked at as brand new talent is because of the talent before them. A man by the name of John Cena. Now John Cena has been in the WME before.. the first time he was called "The Future" of Smackdown... the second time.. he was on his way to stardom and was fired from the company for actions off the camera. Now, John Cena is back.. he's back and he's back with a vengeance, knowing that this is probably his last time to make a huge impact, he's looking to do just that. Now in the past, we've seen John Cena with his fair share of women.. his first, Trish Stratus, his second Sable.. and now on his third and possible final stay in the WME.. he's going to be managed by the leggy Stacy Keibler. It seems that everything is in place for a John Cena return to the WME, except for, of course a match on Smackdown. He has a dark match against Jeff Jarrett... another returning superstar. Apparently, this match is just going to be to get these two back into the swing of things.. they've been gone for quite a while. For John Cena, however, this is something more.. this is his first match back.. this is his to him what a World Title shot would be to someone else. He wants this match.. adn he wants to win this match.. even thought it won't even be televised. John Cena is now a man on a mission.. not to get noticed.. not to get fame or fortune.. but just to come back.. and do what he does best - entertain. The WME has now been put on notice.. that John Cena.. IS BACK!
HOPE FOR THE BEST
THE RETURN
BUT EXPECT THE WORST!
Our scene begins in Miami, Florida the site for this week's edition of WME Smackdown. Our scene then takes us to the American Airlines Arena where people are waiting for the show, WME Smackdown, to start. We go inside of the arena and through the hallways to see the locker room of John Cena, inside the locker room.. John Cena is sitting down with his head down, facing the ground. He's thinking about the match he has with Jeff Jarrett.. his first match back since his firing a month or two ago. John Cena then sits up in his chair and gently reclines himself in the chair, Cena then takes his hand and rubs it across his face, in an attempt to snap himself out of this deep thought he's in. Moments later, he hears his locker room door sqeak open, and he quickly stands up to see who it is. The sound of huge high heels can be heard colliding against the floor, as Stacy Keibler walks up to John Cena. An unconfirmed rumor is that these two hooked up while Cena was fired.. but nobody has any truth to it. John Cena is the first to speak
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Oh... hey Stacy.. how's it going?"
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "Oh I've been better John, I was on my way to visit Trish to let her know I was back but then I decided to pay you a little visit first."
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "That's cool.. I was just thinkin' about this match.. why the hell would management put ME in a dark match?... Don't they know the kind of talent I posess is unparalell to anyone in this company.. Pfft.. this isn't right.."
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "Yea, that's true, I know you can beat anyone in this company but I guess a dark match is better than anything. Hell, I have no complaints, I'm in a non-title match against Steph."
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Yeah.. good luck in that by the way.. a win would put you in the title picture ya know.. then you could have gold to match those legs."
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "Hm...could put extra shine on these babies eh?"
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Yeah.. but I could put alot more IN those legs.. If ya catch my drift. [begins to laugh]"
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "More than usual John? [giggles]"
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "[winks].. Of course.. but I tell you what.. after Smackdown tonight.. me and you.. we should go out.. ya know.. get some dinner or something.. whattya say?"
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "Damn the last time I went out to dinner was with Mysterio...when he tried to get me to be his manager. But I think that that would be a good idea."
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "MYSTERIO!?.. That midget?.. I've kicked his ass more times than I care to remember.. Stacy, you need somebody in your life.. who's talented, good-looking, and hell, while we're at it.. at least three feet tall.. like for example.. me."
Stacy smirks then walks over to John Cena. She wraps her arms around his neck
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "Now that's got to be the best idea, I've heard in a while..."
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "I always was good at coming up with fantastic ideas.. but this has to be the absolute best.. I've ever come up with.."
Stacy bites her bottom lip
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "That's something I have to agree with. I mean after all, look at you ...you are everything I could want and look at me, I'm everything everyone wants. Together...we'll be an unstoppable force!"
Cena puts rubs his hand across Stacy's face and grabs her by the chin
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "My thoughts exactly.. but uhhh, how about we seal this deal.. with a kiss."
Cena moves in and kisses Stacy, Cena then pulls back. Stacy smirks at John which grows into a smile
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "No, no I'm not done yet."
Stacy leans up and kisses John again
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Damn.. I have a feeling.. that this is the beginning of a beautiful.. beautiful... relationship."
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "Oh, do you now...well, how about we continue this beautiful relationship, oh how you say now...?"
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Hmm.. that's a tempting offer.. but uhhh.. I think I might go to the ring.. let everyone know that I'm back.. but I tell you what.. you stay back here.. and think of something... exciting.. for us to do when I come back.[winks]"
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "I guess I could do that...but you can't keep me waiting too long, I might get too hot for you to handle if you get what I'm saying.."
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Oh don't worry.. I'll be back. You just stay here and stay as hot as you are now.. then I'll come back.. and we can.. finish what we started."
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "I'll be waiting..."
Stacy winks and then leans up and kisses John again. John returns the kiss and Stacy pulls back
'The Leggy Goddess' Stacy Keibler: "There's more of that when you get back here."
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Oh yeah?.. well I can't wait for that.. I'll see ya when I get back babe."
Cena kisses Stacy again and heads for the door, he opens it and gives Stacy one more wink before leaving.. she waves at him and he exits. John Cena then begins walking down the hallways and towards the ringside area, John Cena then goes to the production truck to cue his entrance. Our scene takes us to the ringside area.. where the arena has gone pitch black.. the sound of wind blowing can be heard.. slight at first.. and then begins to heighten in sound. The sound of wind then begins to end.. and the next thing you hear is "Superstar" by Saliva playing through the loud speakers with pyro coming out as soon as the hard rock part of the song starts. The fans erupt with the noise, and jump to their feet. John Cena then comes to the top of the ramp and looks around at the crowd with his hands on his hips. After standing at the top of the ramp for a while, he begins walking down the ramp with his arms gently swaying back and forth.. John Cena then jumps onto the apron, and then jumps over the top rope, using the ropes for a slingshot. John Cena then stands in the middle of the ring... while the fans continue to cheer. John Cena smiles and then asks for a mic from the bell ringer. John then begins to flip the mic around in his hand a few times.. then puts it to his mouth, and begins to speak
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "I don't know if you guys know it or not... BUT I.. AM.. BACK!"
The fans then erupt with even more electricity and Cena begins to talk again
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "...and I still don't give a damn about anybody in this crowd, tonight!"
The fans then turn that same love for John Cena into hatred as they attempt to boo him right of the American Airlines Arena
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "What?.. You thought everything was going to change or something? You thought I was going to love you fans for sending your get well wishes and all that crap? How stupid are you people? Wait, wait.. don't answer that.. I mean.. you ARE from Florida.. where the most intelligent thing that's said throughout a whole coversation is "Ch'yeah dude.. Gnarly." Now, all of you losers shut up so I can talk. Now, I have a match tonight.. as a matter of fact it goes down in a little bit, I have to face.. some loser named Jeff Jarrett. Now I know that Jeff Jarrett is an accomplished superstar in the WME.. and he's won titles and all that crap.. who gives a damn? I don't. Jeff Jarrett rolls around with guys like the NWO.. and he thinks that gives him "stroke"? Nah.. Jarrett hanging with the NWO does NOT give you stroke.. it gives you ridicule. Hell.. how OLD are the NWO guys? What's the average age in that group.. isn't it around 72 or 73? Yeah.. and that's just Hogan.. don't even factor in Nash or Hall yet. It makes me sick to think that people like Jeff Jarrett gets the opprotunity to face ME in a match.. even if it's a dark match. Hell.. all I can say.. is that Jeff Jarrett is LUCKY.. it's a dark match.. he's lucky that nobody is going to see this match.. because I wouldn't want him to get embarrased. See, Jeff Jarrett thinks just like you people.. he THINKS that John Cena is just another rookie on the circuit.. he THINKS that John Cena is just some guy who decided to show up one day, but let's be honest.. John Cena is NOT a push over.. never has been.. never gonna' be. See the first time I was here.. I was named the "Future" of Smackdown.. and I am still very much going to be the future, but first I have to deal with the past.. the past being YOU, Jeff Jarrett. Now I know what your thinking.. "Past.. this match is going to happen tonight.".. Well I know that numbnuts.. the thing about it is.. I have to take you out to get my past back to me. See, the first two times I was here.. I was looked at as one of the best guys on the Smackdown roster.. I was looked at as the future World Champion.. and now.. I'm in a damn dark match against a guy who goes around talking about slapping nuts? Hell, my career has hit rock bottom, almost and I'm here to take it back. I'm here to make that five letter word, that means SO much in this business.. I'm here to make an IMPACT.. and well.. Jeff Jarrett your kinda' just standing in my way of doing that. So yeah, I'm going to beat you tonight in this match.. and despite being in this hell-hole people like to call Florida.. [fans boo heavily].. I'm going to enjoy every bit of it."
John Cena then turns around and walks around the ring a little bit as the fans continue to boo him, he obviously doesn't care and continues
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Well.. that's that. Onto more important matters.. like I dunno.. titles. See it seems that all the damn title matches are all booked up for Wrestlemania 2.. and I just think that's ashame, because the WME is going to miss out on me finally becoming a champion here.. I mean think about it.. can you imagine how much money this company would make with John Cena as.. Intercontinental Champion.. Hardcore Champion... Tag Team Champion.. or hell, why sell myself short.. John Cena as WORLD CHAMPION. This company would be rolling in dough. I mean isn't it obvious? Cena equals ratings. You know how many women would tune into this show.. just to see that gorgeous World Title.. strapped around my waist? Too many to count, I tell you that. Hell.. I can just tell by the looks of all the women in this crowd tonight.. that they're wishing they were Stacy Keibler.. besides the fact that she's ten times sexier than all you toothless whores out there, but for the fact that Stacy.. is with me. Stacy has come over to the side of Ruthless.. Aggression. She's realized.. that Rey Mysterio is just too small for the job.. in all forms of the word, and now she's come to a much bigger... and better.. partner, and ya know.. while I'm out here.. I might as well address little Miss Trish Stratus. Now Trish, me and you.. Ha, boy we had our times when I first got here I tell you that, but uhh.. it seems to me that you've found love in Johnny Stamboli.. the FORMER.. Hardcore Champion, and that's cool, ya know.. I hold no grudges or anything like that.. but Trish be warned.. John Cena gets hotter.. and hotter.. by the second.. and you might just get a tad bit jealous of Stacy, because you'll look at me.. then you'll look at Johnny Stamboli.. and then your going to wonder to yourself.. "I gave up Cena.. for this?". So before you do that.. I just wanted to let you know about that little piece of information, and while we're on the topic of Johnny "Look At Me, I Blew It At No Way Out" Stamboli, I hear Johnny.. you met a friend of mine.. named Rhyno. Now, I have to tell you guys.. I have to be honest.. I sent Rhyno here to sort of.. fill in for me. See, I was going to send Rhyno in here.. have him soften everybody up, then I could come in a pick the bones.. and Rhyno did exactly what I wanted him to do.. he took you the hell, Stamboli! He beat your ass.. he took your title.. then he gave it to the NWO.. on PURPOSE I might add!.. I was behind the whole thing, Stamboli.. and ya know.. you couldn't do.. a damn thing about it. That's what makes it oh so sweeter.. that you couldn't do a damn thing about your career slipping.. slipping.. away."
Cena then looks around at the crowd.. and begins to speak
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Man.. you people are pathetic. Ha, Ha, Ha, but you know.. sadly.. there is actually someone more pathetic than you.. and it's Jeff Jarrett. Now instead of booing me.. you people should be kissing my damn feet.. because I'm going to do you all a huge favor tonight.. I'm going to finally.. get rid of Jeff Jarrett. I'm going to do what people have been to afraid to do, and end Jeff Jarrett's career, tonight.. but ya know.. in this game of getting noticed you have to show people that your the next superstar.. you have to show people that your the best.. you have to show people that you will take that extra mile to become great. In other words, Jeff Jarrett.. tonight.. you finally get your exclusive.."
' RUTHLESS AWAKENING '
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: ".. and I know Jeff Jarrett doesn't want that happen.. hey, I don't want it to happen either.. I don't want to have to kill this guy or anything.. I just want to get noticed.. and well.. Jeff Jarrett just happens to be in the way, and I know he's back there hoping that he beat me.. hoping that he can handle John Cena.. but let's be honest, Jarrett... You Can Hope For The Best.. but always.. and forever.."
' EXPECT THE WORST '
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "So what have we learned today? We learned that Jeff Jarrett sucks.. well.. we already knew that but let's just play along.. we learned that Trish Stratus is just John Cena's sloppy seconds.. we learned that Johnny Stamboli got played like a playstation 2 game on a snow day, and we learned that Jeff Jarrett is going to get the biggest beating of his life tonight. So Jeff Jarrett, I want YOU to learn something.. learn this.. that when I beat you tonight.. it won't make better.. it won't make any worse.. it's just going to.."
' MAKE ME A SUPERSTAR '
John Cena then drops the mic and heads backstage, he walks through the halls.. and heads straight back to his locker room.. where apparently Stacy is waiting. John Cena walks into his locker room and the lights are off. John Cena then speaks
'Ruthless Rookie' John Cena: "Stacy? Are you in here? Come out, come out where ever you are...I know I have a dark match.. but uhh.. this is a dark match.. I don't wanna make."
John Cena then trips over something and falls to the floor, he then feels something on top of him.. and he goes to speak.. but his lips are covered. The lights then cut on and we can see Stacy Keibler sitting on top of John Cena.. she's wearing nothing but a pink lace dress and she's holding a pair of handcuffs in her hand.. what the hell does she have planned? Stacy then goes to kiss John Cena and cuts off the lights.. the scene then fades