The camera begins as we are taken to a local street corner. People are wandering the streets, trying to get home, etc. Then, as we focus in more, we see Mike Sanders walking along the sidewalk. He stops and checks out a few nice looking women but then smirks as he begins to talk.

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "Now, you know something? I am here in the federation for about a day now, and guess what? I am now on the Pay-Per-View card for this Sunday night at Vengeance! Now, there has possibly got to be something wrong with that picture? Well, actually, I take that back, because as everybody knows, I am definately the only 'Above Average' person on the Smackdown brand, now that I can assure you of! You look at these other goons on the show and you got Syxx, then you got people like Kurt Angle, Doink The Clown! Now Doink makes me laugh, because he comes out with his little silly string or his many other 'things' he brings to the ring. Now, oddly enough, this being my first match in the wMe, it will be in a tournament for the Vacated Primetime Championship! You see, the 'Above Average' one is about to become a champion! Thats right folks, you heard me, a champion! Now look at that guy over there... [camera points to homeless guy sitting on the side of the street] Now that guy right there is definately 'Below Average' just like the people in this tournament for the Prime Time Championship. I mean comeon, my first match in the tourney, I have to beat Shannon Moore and Grandmaster Sexay. Shannon Moore, who knows where he came from, but I do remember him from the past, and he was with them other 2 idiots of 3 Count, so that proves right there that he is definately 'Below Average'! Then we have Grandmaster Sexay! The son of Jerry 'The King' Lawler! Well ya know what? Whoopdie-frickin doo Grandmaster, who cares if you are The Kings son, because you arent worth a hoot and ill prove it to ya soon enough!"

Mike then stops talking as he makes his way down the sidewalk some more. He is looking at all the people as he passes them. As he is looking one way, he bumps into a person on the sidewalk. Mike turns towards the person and it is an older man, who looks furious.

' Older Man ' Will Minor: "Watch where the hell you are going next time, because I am about ready to kick your ass!"

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "Oh my, was that supposed to be a threat? Well ya know what, who cares right? You go ahead and take that shriveled penis of yours, and take it back home to your boyfriend, because I dont wanna hear no more of your crap!"

' Older Man ' Will Minor: "Well listen here sonny, your about to get it, because im tired of everyone being like this to me!"

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "Everyone is like this to you? Well if ya werent such a dumbass in the first place, they wouldnt be. And also, you said you want to hit me, go ahead. [points to his cheek] Go ahead, take your best shot skippy! [points to his cheek again] Comeon tough guy, you said you wanted to hit me, go ahead!"

' Older Man ' Will Minor: "Im getting warmed up! [jumps around like he is getting warmed up]"

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "What in the heck do you need to warm up for? Just rear back, make a fist, and knock me square in the face, knock me down, knock me out!"

The man nails Mike right on the side of the face, but Mike then looks back at him like hes some kind of dumbass.

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "What was that? Man that felt like a girl just slapped me right across the face. You wanna feel how it feels to be hit by the 'Above Average' one?"

Mike nails Will in the midsection with his foot and then knocks him to the ground and begins stomping on him. After a minute or so, he stops. Will is laying on the ground knocked out.

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "Ya see, as I was saying before I was rudly interrupted by this definately 'Below Average' old man, Shannon Moore, Grandmaster Sexay, you are just the beginning of my reign here in the wMe! See Shannon, you talk about how you are straight, how can you be straight when you go walking around with them two bafoons Evan and Shane Helms? Give me a break, you hang out with two guys, ALL the time, and you tell me you arent gay? There is something wrong with this picture! Well Shannon, my friend, you might want to watch out, because as everyone else, you are definately 'Below Average' unlike me, and you will get taught a lesson, and maybe, just maybe, key word there Shannon, MAYBE, you will become 'Above Average' someday, but I very highly doubt it with the IQ you have! Then we have Mr. Grandmaster himself, Grandmaster so called Sexay! Woah there honcho, dont get on your high horse thinkin your going to win this Prime Time Championship, because you know why? Because I am the one who will be winning this Prime Time Championship. My first weeks in this federation are going to be like huge! See Grandmaster, you call yourself sexy? I hate to burst your bubble young man, but my grandma is much more sexy than you, and that right there is down right sad! Now ya see, I am not going to keep wasting my time talking about you two bafoons, because I have places to go, people to see. All I can say for you guys is, you are going to be...."

Mike Sanders then stares at the camera as he has a smile on his face. He then walks off from the camera and begins walking down the street as the camera then fades out to a commercial break.

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- Scene 2 -

The scene begins as we see Mike Sanders car and it looks as if it is pulling into a Burger King. He parks his car and gets out and then he shuts the door and heads inside the doors and gets in the small line waiting to get food. He then gets up to the front of the line.

' Burger King Worker ' Jacob: "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "Hey kid, just go ahead and give me a whopper and a regular drink. That should suit me up for a while dont ya think?"

' Burger King Worker ' Jacob: "A whopper and a regular drink? Your total would be $4.16!"

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "$4.16? Man, dont I get some kind of special discount for being the 'Above Average' one Mike Sanders?"

' Burger King Worker ' Jacob: "No you dont, that would be $4.16!"

Mike then gets into his back pocket and pulls out his wallet. He grabs four one dollar bills and then sixteen cents. He takes them and hands them to the person and then the kid gives him his drink as he goes over and fills it up. After a few minutes, his food is up. He goes and grabs it and goes and sits down at a little table in the corner. As he is eating, he looks at the camera and begins to speak.

' Above Average ' Mike Sanders: "You know something? I have been walking around this place all day, and I havent found anything worth being here for. You see, all these people here dont know who I am. Can you believe this? They dont know who I am! I am 'Above Average' Mike Sanders! I have been thinking about these two goofcakes that I will be going up against at Vengeance, and I have thought to myself, first match here in the wMe, why does the management put me in a match with these two nobodies? But you know what I get out of that? It doesnt really matter because I will just move on to become the Prime-Time Champion! You see, first we got the girl Shannon Moore! Shannon, what ever happened to you ever since you decided to come here after being in the wCw? You used to be in the girly group with 3 Count, that was the stupidest thing I ever heard, and I was with the Natural Born Thrillers and I had to put up with all this crap! Shannon, be careful young man, because you are going to be in the ring with the 'Above Average' one! Then we have Grandmaster Sexay! Who in their right mind would call theirself Grandmaster Sexay? Sounds like some kind of weirdo to me, wait, he is a weirdo, what am I thinkin? Brian, you need to put your gimmick aside for a little while, and concentrate on your match, because you have definately got me to worry about, because from what it looks like, you are definately 'Below Average', and I am as always 'Above Average'. So listen up you two dorks, you better get ready, because when you step into the ring with me, 'Above Average' Mike Sanders... you will be...."

Mike then finishes up his food that he had bought, and then he goes and puts it in the trashcan and then he walks out of the front doors and then he gets back into his car and drives away as the camera fades to black.