'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:Rock you did exactly what you said you were going to do now in two weeks at Vengeance you will face that punk Chris Jericho for the CWF V1 World Heavyweight championship.

'The Great One'The Rock:Trish it felt so good when the Rock went to that ring and heard the Millions and Millions of the Rock's fans cheering for the Rock. The Rock will say this about Stone Cold and Sting they brought it to the Rock but when you bring it to the Rock he will bring it ten times more than you can.

'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:Yeah but what about Shane McMahon making Hulk Hogan the special guest referee in your match at Vengeance and then Chris Jericho beat the hell out of him by hitting him with a chair so many times.

'The Great One'The Rock:The Rock saw that and even though Chris Jericho whipped Hogan's ass with a chair, the Rock still does not trust Hulk from being a impartial referee at Vengeance.

Trish looks really confused as she looks at the Rock and the Rock looks very very serious about it.

'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:You mean Hulk will not be fair and he will screw Chris Jericho out of the CWF World Heavyweight championship.

'The Great One'The Rock:Well that would be good if it happened but I meant that Hulk Hogan will try and cost the Rock out of the opportunity of becoming the CWF Heavyweight champion.

Trish looks even more confused now from that statement by the Rock. She then opens her mouth once again.

'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:What do you mean by the fact that Hulk will try to screw you out of the title.

'The Great One'The Rock:Bay-bah the Rock has seen this so many times happen to him in his career. The Rock's opponent beats up the referee for the pay per view and then when it comes to the end of the match the jabroni screws the Rock and it proves to be a master plan.

'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:Well after hearing what you just said it does seem likely that Hogan would do that because he is jealous because you beat him twice and he never beat you in a singles match.

'The Great One'The Rock:Hell yeah Hulk Hogan is jealous of the Rock because he realizes that beyond of a shadow of a doubt that he could never be a quarter of a man that the Rock is.

'The Great One'The Rock:Now Trish the Rock is going into the bathroom to change into his 700 dollar shirt, his electrifying $750 pants and his $600 dollar shoes. But Trish don't look at the People's booty for too long because it starts to get hot bay-bah.

The Rock then goes over to one of the chairs in his locker room and grabs his clothes and shoes and he goes into the bathroom. While the Rock goes in the bathroom there is a knock at the door. Trish then walks over to the door and opens the door and it is none other than Michael Cole with a microphone in his hand.

'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:Hey Michael how are you doing?

'Queer' Michael Cole:I am doing good Trish. I was wondering if the Rock is around so I can get the interview with him that I was gonna get with him when he entered the building for Smackdown but he just walked off.

'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:Well first you know Rock likes nothing more than to talk to you (Trish laughs a bit) but Rock was focused on winning his match against Stone Cold and Sting to advance against Chris Jericho for the vacant CWF V1 World Heavyweight championship.

Michael Cole then does not see the Rock in the locker room. He then looks back at Trish with a look of confusion on his face.

'Queer' Michael Cole:Is the Rock even here?

'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:Yeah he is in the bathroom getting changed because since he won tonight we are going to go for a night out on the town. I will go get him for you Michael.

Trish then walks away from Michael Cole for a minute as she goes into the bathroom. Michael then looks at the huge locker room of the Rock's. ThenTrish comes back this time with the Rock and he is wearing his finest wardrobe. He looks mad that Michael Cole is in his locker room.

'The Great One'The Rock:Whoa Whoa Whoa what is your strudel loving ass doing in the most electrifying locker room.

'Miss Stratusfaction' Trish Stratus:Rock be nice Michael is only here to do the interview that he was supposed to conduct with you when you arrived tonight at Smackdown.

'The Great One'The Rock:Oh that is why you were talking to the Rock when the Rock arrived. The Rock knows you want the Rock Michael Cole but the Rock does not swing that way. AS you can see unlike your candyass the Rock can get pie from the best serving of pie the Rock has ever tasted and that is Trish.

'Queer' Michael Cole:Anyways first Rock congratulations on winning your semi-final match against Stone Cold Steve Austin and Sting and now you are going on after this upcoming week's Smackdown to Vengeance to face Chris Jericho to determine the first ever CWF V1 World Heavyweight champion. What are your thoughts on Jericho who is also one of the men you will fight in a huge tag team match next week on Smackdown.

'The Great One'The Rock:How does the Rock feel about Chris Jericho that is what you really want to know? Well the Rock feels like this about Chris Jericho is that he is nothing and the Rock means nothing compared to the Rock. Chris Jericho stands in the middle of the People's ring and runs his mouth about how he is the king of the world and how Fozzy is so great well the Rock saw Fozzy one time and they put the Rock to sleep because they absolutely sucked. But Chris Jericho is a great athlete but this Tuesday night on the Rock's show the Rock is gonna do to Chris Jericho what he does to any other jabroni that messes with the Rock and that is layeth the smacketh down all over his whisker biscuit candyass. Then the Rock will walk into Vengeance and do it all over again but unlike this upcoming Tuesday when the Rock whips Y2J's ass then the Rock will become the CWF V1 World Heavyweight champion.

'Queer' Michael Cole:Well as you know Chris Jericho is supposed to be on Hour One but for this tag match Vince McMahon has gotten him to come on Hour Two. What do you think of the partner of Chris Jericho this Tuesday night. He is the number one contender to Charlie Haas and the Intercontinetal championship belt. The man I am talking about is the man who calls himself the new people's champion Christian.

'The Great One'The Rock:Christian is yet another jabroni who wants to be like the jabroni beating llllla pie eating, trail blazing eyebrow raising, Christian wants to be crass he could kiss the people's ass, People's champion the Rock. Christian is just a unlucky jabroni this Tuesday night because he is going to recieve the same asswhipping that his punkass friend Chris Jericho is and that is a guaran-damntee to the people from the real people's champ the Rock.

'Queer' Michael Cole:Last but not least as everyone knows it will not be a handicap between you against Christian and Chris Jericho. Instead Vince McMahon decided that since Christian is the number one contender to the Intercontinetal title held by one Charlie Haas that it will be Christian and Y2J against yourself and Charlie Haas. How do you feel about having Charlie Haas.

'The Great One'The Rock:Charlie Haas is yet another jabroni. As long as Charlie knows his damn role, shuts his damn mouth and lets the Rock lead the team then everything will be just fine. But Michael if Charlie does not do that and costs us the match then I will whip his ass from one side of the arena to the other because there is no one in the CWF that can stop the Rock. Not Christian, not Charlie Haas and sure as hell not Chris Jericho so Jericho and Christian be ready for a brahma bull asskicking this Tuesday night like only the Rock knows how to and after the match you both will definately Smelllllaow what the Rock is cookin.

The Rock and Trish then walk past Michael Cole as both leave the Rock's locker room and they begin to walk down the hall as the CWF cameras cut to a commercial break and then there is a Brahma Bull Logo.