' H a a s O f P a i n '
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|| Achievements : Signing With The PCW! ||
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The Haas Of Pain....: It was only a matter of time till we seen none other than Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin sign a PCW contract. Ever since the WWEs closure, all of the WWE superstars have been looking for jobs in other federations, and most have jumped ship on over to the PCW. And just the other day, Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin did the exact same. Charlie Haas will be going one on one with Kurt Angle on the upcoming ShowDown! Does Charlie have what it takes to overcome Kurt Angle and become the first Intercontinental Champion? Who knows, but I can tell you one thing, Kurt is entering something he doesnt want to enter, Kurt is entering.... The Haas Of Pain! ' The All-Star's Autograph Signing! ' |-| The scene opens up as we are taken outside of the Norfolk Scope arena. We see many people, fans, at the arnea, but why are they all here? The show isnt until tommorow! The camera then pans around as we see a big line of tables stretching along the side of the arena. And we see pictures and things sitting on the tables. Then we know that this is an autograph signing! As about ten minutes pass by, we start seeing the superstars coming out from the doorways of the arena. All of your favorite superstars including Rob Van Dam, Kurt Angle, and more! Then we see none other than Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin make their way out in their gear. They both have a cocky look on their face as they go find where they are to be seated, and then take their seat. Suprisingly enough, there is actually quite a few people in their line. About five minutes later, the autograph signing begins as we see a little lady step up to Charlies table. |-|
[- 'Little Girl' Kayla -] "Charlie! I cant believe that I am actually here meeting you! It is so cool! My name is Kayla. Could I please get an autograph from you?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "Can you get an autograph from me huh? Well I will have to think about that! [grabs a picture and begins signing it] Well there is your answer. So why do you like me..Kayla?"
[- 'Little Girl' Kayla -] "Charlie, you are soo hot! And I remember watching you in the WWE, and you were awesome there! I cant wait to see you win the Intercontinental Championship this Sunday night! I will be here live to watch you win it!"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "You will huh? [hands girl the autograph] Well cheer me on, because I am going to show Kurt Angle that I am liked, and that he will not succeed, because he knows nothing about me! Have a good day!"
|-| The girl then turns around and goes running to her parents with the autograph and showing them it thinking it is really cool. Charlie gets an angry face on him as a middle aged kid turns up at the table. |-|
[- 'Middle Aged Kid' Jerome -] "Yo! Whats poppin dawg!"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "Uhh...let me try to impersonate you here real quick!.... [trying to impersonate] Yo man, whats flying pop, hows it hangin bro? [in normal voice] Man I really fucked that one up. Anyways, what do you need dude?"
[- 'Middle Aged Kid' Jerome -] "Yo man, dat wasnt funny! Anyways, I would like to get an autograph of you, and is it possible to get a picture taken wit ya too dawg?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "The picture part im not too sure about, but the autograph part I can see coming in your near future! [grabs picture and begins to sign it] You in any way, shape, or form like Kurt Angle?"
[- 'Middle Aged Kid' Jerome -] "Well hes not that bad. Its coo how your facin him this week on ShowDown! Its gonna be a good match for ya bro. Cant wait to check it out on television!"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "You mean you live here but you cant make it to the live show? Poor kid! [hands kid his autograph] "
|-| Jerome then takes his autograph and walks off with it. He is then seen ripping it up. Charlie and Shelton get pissed off and throw their table down and stand up and everyone in front of them has a 'What the fuck?' look on their face. Both Charlie and Shelton are both absolutely furious! Then they take their pictures and walk back inside of the arena doors as the camera slowly fades to black. |-|
' The Time Nears Closer! ' |-| The scene begins as we see people getting to the arena after leaving after the autgraph signing earlier in the day. We see the many superstars arriving and getting ready for the first ever PCW show. Then we see a limo pull right up to the camera and the doors open and Shelton Benjamin steps out. The crowd knows who this is and starts booing. Then we see Charlie Haas climb out of the limo. He grabs his bags and walks into the arena as he is caught up with by Jonathan Coachman. |-|
[- 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman -] "Charlie, Shelton, welcome to the Norfolk Scope! Could I please get a quick interview with you before tonight?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "Welcome to the Norfolk Scope? Are you some kind of greeting person? Its like them guys you see in front of Wal-Mart, they are always like.. [in a girly voice] Welcome to Wal-Mart, would you like a cart? [back to regular voice] If I wanted the damn cart, I would get it myself, I am not a lazy ass like you are! Okay, I guess I will grand you about 5 minutes, if that, for an interview with The All-Star!"
[- 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman -] "Well Charlie, tonight you will be going one on one with none other than your former mentor, your former trainer, Kurt Angle! What are your thoughts on this match?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "You know something Jonathan, I dont care what Kurt says. He can say that he was my former mentor, and that he knows all there is to know about me. But quite frankly Kurt, you know absolutely nothing. I have changed since I was with you in the WWE, hell, we were like brothers back then, and all you did was spit on that, and its going to come back and bite you in the ass at ShowDown! Kurt Angle is about to get shown what it is like, to turn your back on someone that cared about him, who thought he was one of the coolest guys he had ever met. But when you take that and just throw it away, it really pisses someone off. Im not really pissed off, but its just funny that Kurt thinks he is so cool because he can do this. He can think what he wants, but he will get payback this Sunday at ShowDown!"
[- 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman -] "Well, this coming match is going to be a Submission match, one of Kurts favorites. What are your chances to win, in this Submission Match?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "How do I think I am going to fare? What in the hell are you talking about Coach? Are you just saying anything that comes to your mind? Because these questions obvioussly arent good questions to be asking. What you should be asking yourself is, is this really worth Charlie Haas's precious time? Ill answer your damn question, but come up with something more legit than that. How am I going to do in this match with it being a Submission Match? I know that I am going to win Jonathan, and that is all that matters right? People think that because I am a lower guy, well used to be, that I am going to lose because I am facing a Main Eventer. [the crowd boos] Yeah I know, them people are pretty messed up who think that. You people need to realize something right now, it doesnt matter whether you are a Lower Carder or a Main Eventer. Hell, Funaki could beat Kurt Angle on a given night, it would just take a hell of alot. The point I am trying to prove Coach is, I have every chance in the world, and I am going to take it and make it big, thats for sure!"
[- 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman -] "Now that that is out of the way, what are your thoughts on this being a match for the Intercontinental Title of all titles?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "Of all titles? What do you mean about that man? Are you telling me that this is a shit title? Because that is exactly what it sounds like. But Coach, the Intercontinental is only one step away from the World Title, and if I can, well what am I talking about if? WHEN I win this title, I will be making my way up to higher grounds, and soon becoming the World Champion! [the crowd begins massively booing again.] Whats wrong? You jealous because you will soon have a champion WORTHY of actually being a champion? Heh, I thought so! You know, its only a matter of time before I become the World Champion, and you know wut, it all starts with this Sunday when I beat Kurt Angle to become the Intercontinental Champion! Kurt, your stepping into the....." [- 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman -] "Could I have your autograph?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "Coach, what in the hell is wrong with you? I got a little present for ya, here!...."
|-| Charlie then clocks Coach right in the face as Coach falls straight to the ground and looks as if hes out cold. Charlie Haas then begins to stomp on Jonathan. Then, after a minute or so, Charlie stops and he makes his way towards his lockerroom as EMTs come to check on Coach. |-|
' The All-Star Gets Confronted! ' |-| The scene opens up as Charlie Haas is seen walking down the backstage hallways, looking happy about what he did to Coach earlier. As he is walking down the hallways, he goes to turn a corner and comes face to face with none other than the owner of the PCW, Stone Cold Steve Austin! |-|
[- 'The Owner' Steve Austin -] "Charlie, what in the hell are you doing?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "Well Steve, I am walking down the hall getting ready to go to the ring for my speech, what does it look like im doing?"
|-| Austin gets a pretty pissed off look on his face. |-|
[- 'The Owner' Steve Austin -] "I wasnt talking about that ya dumbass, what were you thinkin when you decided to beat the piss out of The Coach? You beat someones ass who is a staff member in the PCW. What is wrong with you?"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "Austin, I am going to be how I want to be, and I will be a smartass if I feel like it. And also, why did I do what I did to Coach? Its pretty simple Steve, he got what he deserved! When you ask dumb questions, it pisses me off, and eventually, I will beat their ass, plain and simple."
[- 'The Owner' Steve Austin -] "You smartoff to me one more time or beat up another one of my staff members, I will suspend your ass without pay!"
[- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "Forget it Austin, I have places to go, and much better things to do!"
[- 'The Owner' Steve Austin -] "Bye ya jackass! [charlie starts walking down the hallway] Oh, Charlie!"
|-| Austin flys the bird to Charlie as he just acts like Steve did nothing and then continues to walk off down the hall. Then the camera goes to another part of the arena as it looks like Charlie is going to make his way to the ring, soon! |-|
' The All-Star Speaks! ' |-| The scene opens up as we are taken to the inside of the arena. Many fans are in their seats, ready to watch the show, as we are just a mere five minutes away. Then the camera goes down to the announce table where we see Jim Ross, and his college Jerry 'The King' Lawler. |-|
[- 'BBQ Sauce' Jim Ross -] "Welcome everybody to ShowDown! I am Jim Ross and alongside me here at the announce table is my broadcast partner Jerry 'The King' Lawler. What a night we have here! Many matches lined up, and it sure looks to be a slobberknocker!"
[- 'The King' Jerry Lawler -] "Your right JR, this is going to be an amazing night! The first night of the PCW, and we already have titles on the line! We have the Cruiserweight, Hardcore, US, Womens, and Intercontinental Titles all on the line tonight!"
[- 'BBQ Sauce' Jim Ross -] "Thats right King, and as I said, this is definately going to be a slobberknocker! We are expecting to hear anytime...."
|-| As the two are talking, Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamins theme begins to blast out from the PA System. After a few second, we see both Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin coming [- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "What the hell are all of you stupid people booing for? Wait a minute, I know, you are booing me, because you know, that I am going to become the Intercontinental Champion after tonight! [crowd gets even louder] WOULD [- 'The All-Star' Charlie Haas -] "You all just need to stop your booing, because it is not doing anything but making me happier, it is making me know that you are all jealous that I will be winning gold and that all you can do about it is watch from your seats! Because to tell you the truth, I dont care if you boo me, or you cheer me, because I will only wrestle the same, my partner Shelton will only wrestle the same, it doesnt make a difference. So Kurt, this is a little heads up, I am ready to get into this match and do everything I can to win. You know nothing about me anymore Kurt, because I have changed, like I said, and I am a hell of a lot better than I once was, because when I was with you, I sucked, because you didnt teach me shit! And Kurt, I will show you just exactly how I changed, later on tonight right here at ShowDown. Oh and Kurt, you are about to enter the....." |-| Both Charlie and Shelton raise their arms in the air as their music begins to play once again. They both then exit the ring and walk up the ramp and get to the top of the ramp. They then turn around and once again taunt to the fans. Then, they get through the curtains as ShowDown goes to a quick commercial break. |-| |
|| Graduated From Haas Of Pain : Kurt Angle? ||
out from the backstage area. Then they make their way through the curtains as the crowd is booing the hell out of them. They stand at the sides of the set and they taunt to the crowd as the crowd even tried to throw stuff at em, but of course miss. Then they both meet in the middle of the stage and then begin to walk down the ramp. They see a few fans with Kurt Angle signs. Charlie Haas takes one and rips it up, and throws it back into the face of the kid who had it. They then continue to make their way to the ring and gets to the end of the walkway. Then they go over to the side of the ring and make their way up the steel steps. Then they step through the ropes and into the ring. They walk over to the side of the ring and grab a mic as Charlie begins to speak. He puts the mic up to his mouth as the crowd is just overwhelming in boos! |-|
ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!? Ya see, Kurt Angle is like killing an ant, easy! Ya see, I know what you all think, and its the same thing I said to Coach earlier, you all think that because I am in a lower classification, you think that I wont beat a Main Eventer like Kurt Angle. You have got to be kidding me, because I can beat, and I WILL beat Kurt Angle tonight, right here at ShowDown! [crowd starts chanting "CHARLIE SUCKS!"] Oh, so I suck huh? Well how can someone who is about to be one step down from the World Title suck? See, you people dont know the concept of what being a champion in this federation means. It means being one of the best that the federation has to offer, and you think that I suck because I am going to be one of the best this federation has? That makes absolutely no sense at all! Ya see, I am going to prove each one of your wrong here in a mere hour and a half or so when I go toe to toe with who claims to be my former mentor, and claims to be the person who taught me everything I know!"