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'WWF/wCw Raw - June 16th, 2003 | 'Steiner & Bagwell vs. Angle & Christian' | x | The WWF/wCw is about to be hit by the best Tag Team in wrestling history, Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell! This coming Monday Night, Scott and Buff will be taking on none other than the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle, and his friend Christian. What can Steiner and Bagwell have in store for them two? Find out on RAW! | x | 'Kendrick Becomes A Manager!' The scene picks up as Brian Kendrick is walking off down the hall. Buff Bagwell and Victoria then make their way out of Scott Steiners hotel room as they are chasing after Brian.
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "BRIAN! Wait up man!"
Brian then slows down and eventually comes to a stop as he turns around and Buff and Victoria walk over to him. Brian has a kind of sad look on his face, he was only there to tell them about their match.
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "What the hell do you want?"
'The Insane' Victoria: "Hey, calm the hell down!"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Yeah man chill, I am not here to bitch at you or give you any kind of crap. One thing you need to do is not just bust into the room when Scott and his woman are sleeping man. Thats the only reason he was pissed off. And after that, he is not in good terms with you man."
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Yeah, well he had no reason to just lash out at me like he did man, I was just telling you your match and he started going off on me!"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Alright man, but like Victoria said, calm down, lets go in our room and chat a while."
Buff then leads Brian to he and Victorias room. They enter and shut the door behind them as they take a seat at the table that is set up in the room. They each sit in a chair as Buff speaks.
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "So man, lets get off that for a while and talk about whats been going on with you. What has been goin on? Ever since you got ditched from the WWE?"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Yeah, they tossed me away, and their excuse was that I wasnt 'Good Enough'! I am getting better by the day and they didnt find out that I am going to go far and its going to happen fast!"
'The Insane' Victoria: "What ever happened to Steven Richards? Not like it matters, I got my Buff here, but what was he up to when you left?"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "He was doing what he is known for, losing!"
'The Insane' Victoria: "I know what you mean, when I was with him, that is all he would do as well. He would go out thinking he was Mr. Big Shot and then go and get his ass kicked!"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "So hey, Brian, I got a question for ya, it would be great to see this, but I wanna know what you think dude!"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Ok, what is it?"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Well man, I know you arent getting along with Scott right now, after busting into his room like that, but im wondering if you want to be our manager, go around with us all over the place, come to the ring with us, you know, the kind of things managers do?"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Well I dont know man, I dont want to be in the same place as that jackass!"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Hey man, dont worry about Scott, Scott is just angry, we will get it all worked out. Me and him have been looking for a manager ever since we joined up with this federation and you look like the right person for the job. Just accept the offer man, you will have the World Champion, soon to be Tag Team Champions, and two fine ladies by your side. You cant pass it up!"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Well will you help me out when Steiner gets bitchy?"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "No, but you and Steiner will get along after a while, dont worry about it. If he doesnt, just ignore him and he will end up getting along with you maybe somewhat. Dont worry about it man, just join us. We have the World Champion, Steiner, we have the future Tag Team Champions, Me and Steiner, and we also have the future Womens Champion, Bobbi Billard, as I said before, if you want the chance to shine, this is the way to go bud!"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Alright man, I will do it!"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Good! Now, I got to go talk to Scott about you joining us as our manager, so you can either go downstairs here and get something to eat, or stay here and talk to Voctoria until I get it across to Steiner and what benefits it would be to us. I will be back soon man!"
Buff then gets up as he kisses Victoria and then heads out of the room as Brian and Victoria begin talking. Buff shuts the door behind him and then walks down the hall as he is looking for Scotts room. He then finds it and talks.
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "SCOTT! Open up man, its Buff, I need to talk to you about something real quick!"
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "Alright, hold the hell up!"
Some scuffling is heard as someone is heard running into the bathroom, obviouslly Bobbi getting dressed, wonder what her and Scott were up to? Hmm a mystery! Scott then makes his way to the door as Buff walks into the room and they both sit down as they talk.
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "What the hell did you go running after that little bitch ass Kendrick for?"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Man, just listen to me for a minute. I took him into my room and me and Victoria were talking to him, and I got to thinking that me and you needed a manager like him. If we had a manager like him, we could have a person to boss around and treat like a kid. [laughs] No, I just thought that we could use a manager other than our women man, and I thought he would be a good one, and he accepted to it. You just need to calm down and treat him better. He really isnt a bad guy."
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "I'll treat him good alright, he is going to be my punkass bitch!"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Just go talk to him man, apologize to him, tell him you are glad he is our manager and just show some respect, and you and him will get along fine!"
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "Apologize? [laughs] I dont apologize for shit! Glad he is our manager? You are way wrong there Buff, I really dont give a damn whether he is our manager or not, we could get along without him as well. And show him respect? Why would I show that little bitch any respect?"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Alright man, I know where your comin from. Our limo is due to arrive in any minute I believe. [looks at watch] Yeah, its 10 till 10, and the limo dirver said he would be here at 10, so get whatever you need to take, and we will head on over to get something to eat downtown and then come back here and get ready to go to the arena later."
Scott then gets up and goes and tells Bobbi that they are going to head out for a while as Buff goes and tells the same to Victoria as he gets Kendrick and they go walking down the hall as Scott catches up with them. The limo then arrives as they all get in and it drives off as the three begin to coverse.
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Brian, I told Scott here that you are going to be our manager, and he is alright with that, as long as you dont do anything stupid."
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Why would I do that? Im not that kind of person!"
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "The hell you arent! I seen you back in WWE acting like you were a freakin wacko. Also man, I am somewhat sorry for what I did to you back there earlier this morning, you know with the yelling at you while you busted in the room!"
Steiner rolls his eyes as he slaps Kendrick upside the back of the head.
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Ouch! Its ok man, Buff told me we could be a great team, and I am going to shine because im on this team!"
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "Shine because your with us? [slaps Kendrick again] Your only our god damn manager man, and thats all your going to be is our manager! So dont get up on your high fuckin horses thinking you are going to shine because you are on our team."
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Yeah Brian, you know what managers are for right? You look at a manager of a High School football team? What does he do? He gets the players water, helps them get ice for their injuries, he helps them with things. We can cover for ourselves but what you are going to do is walk down to the ring with us, represent us, get our name out to everyone, and do anything we tell you to do!"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Well, alright, but I dont want to be treated like a kid now!"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Oh you wont be man, dont worry! [looks at Steiner and winks] We are here guys, lets go get something to eat!"
The limo stops as all three of them get out, Kendrick followed by Steiner and Bagwell. Some of the people in the parking lot are looking like they are about ready to shit their pants as Scott walks in with the title around his waist. Kendrick walks up and starts slapping the title as Steiner slaps him in the head again. The people in the parking lot just stare at them as they walk inside and walk up to the front counter.
'Little Queer' Tray Kinnison: "Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get you three today?"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Yeah man, give me a, say, number two, make that supersize, and a cok....well I guess we get drinks right over here [points to the soda fill machine thing] So yeah! Scott, what do you want?"
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "Yeah ya little bitch, ill take a number one, big mac meal, supersize, and ill also get my drink there!"
Kendrick walks up to the counter as Steiner slaps him in the back of the head as Buff and Steiner start laughing.
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Ouch! God danit! Yeah, ill take just a cheeseburger, plain, and a small fry, and a small drink!"
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "What the hell? Man your like eating nothing, give him a number four, supersize man!"
'Little Queer' Tray Kinnison: "Ok, so I have a number two, a number one, and a number four?"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Yeah, thats right!"
Buff then grabs out a hundred dollar bill and hands it to the man as he gives him back his change. They then get all of their food as they head over to the table where they are going to sit at. They all sit down as Steiner sits next to Kendrick and Bagwell sits on a side alone. They then begin to converse.
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Scott, this Monday night, we are going to go in there and show them that we are BUFF!"
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "Damn right we are, we are going to show them bitches who is boss around this place!"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "Are you guys going for any Tag Team gold anytime soon?"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Heck yeah Brian, we are going to be the best Tag Team to ever hit the WWF/wCw, and it starts this Monday when we show that Olympic Jackass who we are, and Christian is nothing, so he doesnt really even matter."
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "Them little bitches are going to be taught a lesson, you dont FUCK with Big Poppa Pump!"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "Right!"
'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner: "Hey Buff, I got an idea! I am going to go over to Kurts stomping grounds and see what the fuck is goin on over there, wanna come?"
'Buff Daddy' Buff Bagwell: "I really cant man, I have had other plans with Victoria, but mine are good as well!"
'The Lackey' Brian Kendrick: "I WANNA COME!"
Scott then gets a weird look on his face as they all get up, dump their trays, and walk out of McDonalds as the camera fades out.
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