-"No officer, I only had six beers"-Grieg

-"Sexy Bitch"-Rachel

-"Dont make me he-bitch man slap you"-(from Duece Bigalow, Male Jigalow)

-"Do you................. Tube????-Diana

-"Cotton??????Cotton???????"-Diana

-"Stupid Paige with her stupid off"-Me

-"The crazy hobo raped Tom"-Grieg

-"My master plan is too take over the world and harvest womans breast milk" - Grieg

-"You runed the play-Diana

-"Look!!! They're having kittie sex!!!"-Dan

-"'Hey Blinkin!' 'Did you say Abe Lincon???'"(from Robin Hood Men in Tights)

- "Dont step on the 'Danger Zone'. If you do, you might 'die'" -Me

- "O your soooooooo smart. Where did you gradurate from? The University of DUHH?!?!?!?"-(from Family Guy)

- "Lalalala Miss Sagon. Lalalala Miss Sagon" -(from Family Guy)

- "Im moving to North Wales!!!"-Delight

-"Which one is bigger? Semi or quasi??" -Me

-"My head hurts and my arm hurts. I have two owies"-Raplh

-"Hey look a bridge"-Grieg's mom

-"Bob Marley. Isnt that the guy from A Christmas Carol???"-Julie

-"First we shall lock him in a broom closet for three days. We will then give him a rat and a butter knife. If he gets hunger, he will eat....the butter knife."-Eamon

-"No, i grabbed you there!"-Clay

-"Pizza!!!!!!"-Greig's mom

-"NO, OPEN IT HERE!"-Greig's mom