"Hi, I'm Jeff D'Amico. I am pitcher for the Major League Milwaukee Brewers. I am a free agent in your fantasy baseball league. I sure would like to be on your team. But im not good at negotiating, so you should take that up with my agent."
SUPER AGENT
Marcus Wilson
"Hello, how are you today? Very well. Heres a few reasons why you should attempt to acquire my client, Jeff D'Amico. First of all, the man is a quality performer. Thats always good. Secondly, if you dont feel you need his services, perhaps him and his Brewer teammate Curtis Leskanic could be packaged in a deal for a quality closer. Come on, whats keeping you from persuing Jeff? You could easily spare Corey Koskie. Thank you for your time."
