Matt and his Digimon
Quotes in brown are from the Digimon Manga.
"Moving right along folks, keep it moving. The next stop on our tour will be the Forest of Irrelevant Road Sings. No pictures please." -Matt "Frosty the Snow-mon here?" -Matt
"It's official. The sun has just turned Palmon's brain into a french fry. Earth to Palmon." -Matt
"We've sacrificed too much to give up now!" -Matt
"Has anybody noticed, we talk a lot about food." -Matt
"Boy, that's productive. This thing puts the pieces together, and then it takes them apart." -Matt
"I swore I would never let anyone see me cry. But really, all I ever wanted to do was cry." -Matt
"Matt, I'm just letting you know that my fur's going to get wet and I'm going to stink!" -Gabumon
"You're the man!" -Gabumon
"And you are the wolfman!" -Matt
"You people are lucky! You get to eat this stuff every day!" -Tsunomon (eating a hamburger)
"A little louder, why don'tcha. There's a couple of people who aren't staring at us yet." -Matt
"Sora keeps talking about this Yuri kid. Should I be jealous?" -Matt
"Hee, hee. Naked Digimon." -Gabumon (taking off his fur)
"I've been living a lie?" -Matt
"You're not a real blond?" -Gabumon
"Nothing's impossible. At least not when you've got your friends helping you." -Matt
"The next time you make someone mad, make sure they can't run very fast!" -Matt
"Listen, TK. Just because I'm in a rock band, doesn't mean that I can hide a bunch of rocks that just happen to be Digimon." -Matt (about the Gotsumon)
"I'm sick of all your blabbering Davis, you're the only one who hasn't tried yet, so just get in the hole!" -Matt
"First, I'll take a stroll over to out old refrigerator and take a peek at what's not expired." -Matt
"Just think, millions of kids are banding together to take a stand against MaloMyotismon right now! It doesn't matter where they're from or what language they speak! They all knew they had to unite against the darkness! Had to fight no matter how futile it seemed!" -Matt
"Those dishes haven't been washed in weeks. I'd rather face the Dark Masters again then wash them." -Matt (to TK)
"No, Tai. I won't." -Matt
"Whatever." -Matt
"That's just the beginning, you little poacher!" -Matt (to Digitamamon)
"My fur is dry-clean only!" -Gabumon
"Do we have a deal? A handshake makes it official." -Matt
"Will a paw-shake do?" -Gabumon
"Don't you understand, Matt?! You've got to stop comparing yourself to Tai. You're not like him. It's like ice cream. He's vanilla and you're rocky road. But only one of you is TK's brother and it's not him." -Gabumon
"Hey! You're going the wrong way!" -Matt (to Garurumon who gets knocked in the wrong direction)
"This guy reminds me of a gym teacher I once had." -Matt (about Piximon)
"If I followed you home, would your mom let you keep me?" -Gabumon (in a FOX commercial)
"Computer guys just can't do something, TK. That would be too easy. They have to spend all day telling you how they're going to do it." -Matt
"How did we get here? Did we slide through the floppy drive?" -Matt
"I want to use my crest to digivolve me. Not into a Digimon. Y'know, make me smarter or stronger. Maybe learn something new about myself. That sorta thing." -Matt
"Coming up, one scrambled egg!" -Matt
"Unless you're into eating rocks, we don't have too much of a choice." -Matt (to Joe; about the eggs)
"I feel I've been under water so long, I might never take a bath again!" -Matt
"You sure talk a lot for a clown." -Matt (to Piedmon)
"You know you're beaten! Face it like a Mon!" -Matt (to Apocalymon)
"Oh, Gabumon, now it's ready to swallow me whole." -Matt
"Like Jonah and the whale?" -Gabumon
"Hey, big guy! Is that a nose ring or an allergy?!" -Matt (to Minotarumon)
"And the Digimon Emperor built this? Couldn't he have stayed with model airplanes like the rest of us?" -Matt (about Kimeramon)
"Flying's sure a good way to keep my fur dry." -Gabumon
“Hmm... I wonder is she’d like TK?” -Matt (about Kari)