Community College Student
to the Music of "The Real Slim Shady" (Verse 2) by Eminem
Lyrics by: Anthony Costantino
Verse 2:
Bob Klenk dont need to get good grades to pass
Well I did, so if you flunk me, flunk him too
You think I give a damn about a diploma?
Half of you teachers taught like you are in a coma
But Alex what if you graduate, wouldnt it be weird?
Why? So my teachers can lie and let me pass?
So you can sit me here next to Manlapas?
Shit, Brother Rene better lay off my ass
Now I sit next to Ryan McCort and Mike Ramos
And hear them argue over who got with Jackie first
Little Bitch string me along for eternity
Yeh he's cute but I think he's gay hehe
I should print out the IMs of Mr. Miller
And show the whole school how he is a serial killer
I'm sick of all you A and B students all you do is ruin the curve
So I'll give you what you deserve
And there's a million of them just like me
Who struggle like me
WHo just dont give a fuck like me
WHo dont pass like me
Cut, bitch, and whine like me
WHo just might be the next flunkee
But not quite me
Chorus:
Cause I'm a Community College Student
Not just any Community College Student
All you other high school grads are just innovating
So wont all the Community College Students
Please Stay Seated, Please Stay Seated, Please Stay Seated
Repeat Chorus
