05.02.01
This update is long overdue. We recorded a few songs over the Christmas holiday. It is not certain when or even if we will record again. Not a word has been spoken about the matter since. "Is this the untimely end of Corny Poop?" Probably not. It never is.

As for the sessions, trumpeter Greg Summers sat in on the "Warpigs" chart. We also recorded The Incredible Hulk theme and an original or two. The rest is hazy.

If the band does still exist, this site will be the first thing to change. Work has been started on renovations, but interest dropped off due to the band's questionable future. This summer should prove to be a productive one, hopefully.

As far as this pitiful site goes, sound clips have been added here. Take a listen.

Also, Todd finished his solo project, November. Here's a sample.

11.14.00
Stump-Ass finally has its own Web site. You can access it by clicking here.

10.17.00
NEWS FLASH! Germann is back from semi-retirement! He reports that hearing a Sheena Easton song gave him the urge to pick up the horn again. He'll be ready to wail in December.(UPDATE 11.14.00: Germann has not touched his horn since this announcement was posted.)

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