Stu the Robot
Muh name iz Stu. Ah be uh robot. Back in da pimp-tight old day ah wuz uh miner. Ah mined tweny-four seven fo' two hundred an' nineteen years. Last year ah wuz involved in an explosion. Some mad stupid robot tried ta whack it an' ended up overloading his program. He blew up an' took half da mine wiff him. Unfortunately ah wuz mining close ta him at da tyme an' ah gots blown sky high. Cuz dere wuz nahh gravity ah just kept going an' going until ah ended up on Crapholia. Ah calculated dat ah wuz lost in space fo' about three years. Afta landing on top o' some deranged senior citizen wiff purple fro ah immediately checked in wiff an anti-virus checker who told me muh speech an' reasoning sectors had been damaged. Ah told him ta give muh three pimp-tight reasons why ah shouldn’t light him on fire. Ah hate computers dat lie about muh status. Ah torched dat geekbox an' ended up being taken ta da mainframe geekbox o' Crapholia. He told me dat ah needed ta provide 250000 thousand bones bail. Nahh problem nig, ah know how ta git paid fo' doin' nuttin'. So ah just linked up ta alladvantage.com. Dey pay me just fo' sitting here an' being on da Internet.
However even GOTO had nahh 411 about da fire god so ah just told dem ta trust old Stu. Ah just whipped out muh zippo an' jet uh nice blaze going. Afta roasting dem fo' uh couple hours ah yanked dem out an' uploaded all muh info about da fire god into they memory. Me an' muh gang o' pyromaniac robots decided ta share da holy gospel o' da fire god wiff all robots an' even silly humans. We's decided ta jet around an' set off nuclear bombs cuz dey iz da bombs dat da fire god loves da most. We's converted trillions o' robots on Crapholia, Dungmire, Arth-E an' many other planets. In fact we's converted da entire salad tosser robot quadrant into pyromaniacs. However our conquest wuz futile as far as converting humans wuz concerned. Dey iz so mad stupid dat da great fire god cannot burn dem into submission. Dey all just die whenever we's light dem on fire, dey don’t even appreciate what we's iz doin' ta dem. Afta havin' uh meeting wiff muh pyromaniac niggas we's decided ta show da humans da might o' da fire god. We's decided ta blow da moon into pieces. While we's wuz getting da stuff ta explode da moon we's found uh bettah way ta git humans ta worship fire. Da robot dat had tried ta whack it in da mines had been changed into uh pyromaniac also. While he wuz getting explosives he found uh book by uh guy named Clinton. In dis here pimpz book he said dat ya can git others ta do anythin' fo' ya if ya just pay dem enough. Ah knew exactly how ta git da money. Ah told all da pyromaniacs ta sign up wiff ePIPO
dey will pay us even mo' than All-Advantage. We's all signed up an' now we's git paid twice fo' doin' nuttin'. Wiff da millions o' bones we's iz getting from doin' nuttin' we's ganked cheap shirts fo' all humans. Dey had uh nice picture o' da fire god an' dey also iz highly flammable.
We's gots some robots ta put on funky gear an' act like homeless peeps. Dey passed out our shirts ta all o' da peeps who dey met who wuz also homeless. We's also had robots pass out our shirts ta all o' da inmates at da maximum-security prisons dat we's broke into. Ah thought dat we's should pass out our shirts ta all o' da politicians in Washington D. C. so all o' da world's leaders wuz wearing dem. Da mad stupid robot dat whacked it an' started all o' dis here also had da bright idea ta jet ta West Virginia an' pass out fire god shirts to all dem inbreeders. Soon we's thought dat all o' da important peeps in da world wuz wearing fire god shirts. However we's made uh terrible mistake. All o' da humans wuz suddenly on uh fire god rampage. We's tried ta reason wiff dem but dey told us dat all da scum o' da world wuz wearing our shirts. Ah replied dat only uh select group o' da bomb citizens wuz wearing da shirts. We's had given dem out ta homeless peeps, murderers, politicians an' inbreeders. Those mad stupid humans told us dat those wuz all da worst types o' peeps. Instead o' trying ta tell dem dey wuz wrong we's just sent in our troops. Our soldiers ganked all da peeps without our shirts. Then we's told dem all ta breed. Afta our breeding program wuz completed da human race wuz bettah than ever. All o' da homeless lived in dead peoples mansions, politicians had nahh one ta stop dem from passing all da laws dey wanted so dey wuz mo' corrupt than ever, da inbreeders all knew brothas else so now dey gots even mo' cousins ta choose from. Our new breed o' human, da mad stupid corrupt inbreeder had nahh problem worshiping our fire god. We's succeeded in our quest ta convert brothas into pyromaniacs.
 
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