Evil Army

Greetings new captain, and welcome to TBG!

TBG is a wonderous place, filled with action, adventure, and intrigue. However, it is lacking one critical thing: AN EVIL ARMY!

As most of you know, almost every great sci-fi or fantasy novel or movie features an Evil Army. The most notable Evil Army is the Galactic Empire from Star Wars. They had cool ships, big guns, and fantastic villians. I think every Star Wars fan at some point has wanted to be a part of the Empire, who wouldn't. I mean, after all, they have AT-ATs!

Yes, it is true, the Evil Army always loses. But that is because their leadership is incompetant! The leadership in this Evil Army is itching to show you how coldly competant we are!

We want you to join us!

We know that you are but a small ship, but you have tremendous potential! This game is what you make of it. Sure, you can join the forces of Mediocrity in their quest for stagnation, make lots of friends, and will even have fun. However, in that case, TBG will simply turn into a giant social club, with the ship simply a means to meet more friends and aquaintances. I know, I was one of them, and it happened to me.

We in the Evil Army recognize that TBG is not a social club, but a game. Games need to be more than fun, they need to be exciting! We promise to make the game exciting for you, and we will do whatever it takes to make you succeed in TBG.

Please, contact us. Your ship name and email will be kept top secret, so you have nothing to fear.

This is a very new organization, and we are just now forming. If you join, you will have a chance to express your opinions and may be able to shape how our Army evolves. This is a rare opportunity for a new ship.