It's the Thong Song...except not!
Is lettin' all the MTs know
What flutes think about.
You know, the finer things in life.
And you know another flutist couldn't handle it.
See ya playin' that thing all Galway-ish
With a look in yo' eye so devilish.
And you cruise Dutilleux like connect-the-dots.
Not just Classic, he likes the Bach
Cuz he was livin' the B-Dub loca.
Oboes like a duck, duck ,duck
Flutes kick butt, butt, butt
Uh, I think I'll sing it again!
We have horns like a truck, truck, truck
MTs like what? what? what?
All day long.
At the freakin' con...
Baby make your flutey go do la do la
Boy I know you wanna go do la do la
To the con ca-con con con!