The "Learn About
Dan" Page
last updated on 9/24/01
FIRST TIME
VIEWER NOTE:
Hello first time viewer!
..............
This is a webpage created by Dan (me).
It tells personal things (but not too
personal) about me and my life (as dull as it may be). It
was created for people who don't know me very well so that they
might learn more about me than they had known before. If
you already know me pretty well, then there's probably no sense
in looking at this webpage...
well...
that is unless...
...unless you wanna
see pictures of my sexy buns! Scroll down and look at my
firm buttocks!
YAH BABY, YAH!
I'm kidding of course... its actually a
picture of my irresistable nose hair!
DISCLAIMER:
I am, by no means, a professional
webpage designer. There is nothing high tech or fancy about
this page. I dont know Flash programming, Shockwave, or
Java script. I only know the very basic HTML stuff.
Expect to read a fair amount of text and not to see much fancy
stuff, although I do include pictures of my incredibly sexy self
and a few other random graphics.
I am planning to expand and update this
webpage as time goes on. So if I or my webpage interests
you at all, email me.
Thank you to those who
take the time to check it out.
A Brief
Physical Description Of Me:
White male, 6'1", approx 170 lbs, short dark brown hair
(often geled and spiked or covered with a ball cap), brown eyes,
glasses, tall and lanky, baggy clothes, silver jewelery,
earrings, no facial hair, a nose, 2 ears, a mouth, a pair of
lips, teeth, 2 legs, did I mention my glasses?... oh,
sorry... rambling again...
see picture below:
\/Click
on the picture below to see more (but not necessarily better)
pictures of me\/
Here'a a relatively recent picture of me in the alley behind my
house.
...No, I'm not pissed off here...
I just think I have a really goofy smile and don't like to smile
for pictures.
me at:
<sometimes_i_have_spikey_hair@yahoo.com>
PERSONAL INFORMATION:
NAME: My full name is... ha ha ha ...nope, I won't post that on the internet. Just remember that my first name is Dan.
RESIDENCE: I live in Pennsylvania, USA. Email me and get to know me if you want more details on where I live.
AGE / BIRTHDAY: You can figure out my age on your own by subtracting my birthday (Aug, 1, 1977 or 8/1/77), from the current date.
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: I am a Leo. Click here to check out my profile. (I don't really believe in the astrology stuff anyway...)
HOME SITUATION: I work, go to school, and pay a car loan. I have no choice but to live with my parents. I can't afford to move out!
SIBLINGS: I have two younger sisters and they're both away at college.
MARITAL STATUS: I am presently unmarried and girlfriendless (but I DO like girls...).
SCHOOLING: I graduated high school and and also graduated from a two year technical school. (I highly recommend that everyone stay away from the electronics field unless you plan on becoming an electrical engineer.) I am presently taking courses at the local community college working towards a computer-related degree.
DEGREE: I have an Associate Degree in Specialized Technology.
EMPLOYMENT: I was laid off of my electronics job that I hated a few months ago (Praise the Lord!). I am now taking the opportunity to go back to school and start working on a computer-related degree. I recently started a part-time job at Kohls.
INSTANT MESSAGE ME (AOL INSTANT
MESSENGER):
I'm sorry. I won't post my screen
name on this webpage anymore. I once had someone
"break into" my previous screen name and change my
password on me. I can no longer use that screen name.
Now I have a new screen name but I will not post it here due to
extreme paranoia on my part. Email me if you want my screen
name and then we can chat.
FAVORITE COLOR: WHO CARES? Is that really gonna help you to get to know me better? NOOOO...
FAVORITE FOOD: I like to eat people who ask me what my favorite color is...
MENTAL STATE: Well I've never actually been
declared legally insane but...
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Things
I'm Down With:
God and Jesus...
NOTE: I try hard not to be one of
those Bible-beating people who dedicate their life to cramming
religion down other people's throats. I simply want people
to know that I believe in Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and
savior, try to do the right thing by keeping him in my heart and
mind, praying, and by living the way I was taught in church since
I was a young man.
I am also very down with: Honesty, non-drug users, females, monogamy, fellow christians, pro-lifers, non-violent straight edgers, shooting pool, bowling, movies in the theater, movies on video, video games, recreational roller and inline skating, shopping (Yes! A straight male that enjoys shopping! Believe it!), golf, miniature golf, recreational bike riding, walking, dining out,occassionally drinking with small groups of close friends, amusement parks, the beach, swimming, pizza, Marvin The Martian, dogs, and...
...the best for last...
...Music
and going to concerts:
I like music so much that I made a special
little section to describe my music interests.
Most of the music I like is
pop-alternative, punk rock, ska punk, hardcore, or metal... and
on very rare occassions, a rap now and
then.
Presently, my favorite bands are Bad
Religion, Reel Big Fish, and Zebrahead
Most of the concerts I've been to are
either Philadelphia, PA, or Lancaster, PA.
Below is a short list of a few of the bands
that I've seen in concert.
Click Below for:
ABRIDGED CONCERT LISTING:
Green Day Korn Save Ferris "Weird Al" Yankovic Goldfinger Less Than Jake New Found Glory Linkin Park |
Reel Big Fish Limp Bizkit Fuel Incubus Zebrahead MxPx Shelter Coal Chamber |
Blink 182 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Lit The Offspring The Lemonheads H2O Social Distortion The Suicide Machines |
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The conclusion of, The "Learn About
Dan" Page...
Things I'm not down with:
Smoking, illegal drugs, dishonesty /
lies, promiscuity, abortion, people who act as though
life is centered around sexual intercourse, heavy duty partying,
excessive alcohol consumption, cats, Chinese food, seafood,
R&B music, 90% of all rap music, country music, Ford Probes,
going to clubs where I can't get drunk (since I can't dance), The
Dave Matthews Band, Jay Z, DMX, TLC, Usher, Lauryn Hill,
Destiny's Child, NASCAR, professional wrestling, and arguing over
whether Fords or Chevys are better...CUZ THEY BOTH SUCK!
me at:
<sometimes_i_have_spikey_hair@yahoo.com>
!!
DRUG FREE FOREVER !!
...Always have been, always
will be...