Many of you know of Nay already, but I wanted to interview her anyway. You can check here site out here. Nay's responses are in pink at her request.
Adam: How long have you been doing your site? Will you continue to do it throughout the rest of high school?
Nay: i've been doing it for less than a year, i started fooling with angelfire around august '99 but we all know thats just plain shitty. i really started
doing my own HTML in about april of 2000 and i've been doing it since. and i'm deffinately going to keep doing it. i love doing this
I've heard before that someday you'd like to start your own internet company. What type/types of service would you like to offer?
mainly webdesign. ahhhhhhhh fellas.. you know i love this stuff. it's my passion ;)
Who are your role models and influences?
my mother. yes, a classic olsen twin story.. but my mother is one of the most strong willed person you will ever meet in your life. plus, a 5'2" women
who beats the shit out of some lady for calling her a "spic".. well..you just have to admire that
What is your alcoholic drink of choice? What about your favorite non-alcoholic drink?
hmmmmm, margarita's.. mmmmmmmmmm...get me one please? and non-alchy.. of course coke. i LOVE coke!
Name some television shows you love and some you hate(*Note: I hope that you don't say Dawson's Creek because that Dawson guy lives down the road
from me and I hate him*).
favorite show: jackass... probably cuz i've done stupider shit than that but i still find it funny. did you know i can beat ANYONE at a burping contest?
dont doubt me. and never take laxatives on a dare, you'll regret it all through the nite. oh and dawson's creek? fucking gayest show i've ever seen in all my days. i live next to one of the backstreet boys and by tiger woods. NOW that's annoying!
I know that you've done some modeling and thought about doing television. If you become famous, would you consider hiring myself and my friend who is the former bodyguard of Whitney Houston and The Barenaked Ladies?
of course. you're # uno on my list
Is it true you live next door to a playmate? If so, will you pass along my phone number to her?
yes, but she's married and flatchested.. haha..but shes got the cutest little doggie.
Do you like living in Florida? Have you ever met anyone famous? If you're planning on attending college, any idea where you'd like to go?
florida is pretty kewl.. just a bit too humid for curely hair. the disney bullshi' gets old real fast and the waves aren't the greatest but i'd love to
go to SDSU for college... san diego is beautiful. there or miami
And last question...Are you among the throngs of beautiful women that want me?
what about the ugly like me? *roar*
Friday, November 10th 2000 Interviewed: Tim
Adam: Hello and welcome to our first interview here at the beermokey.
Our first interviewee is Tim, a duck owner.
Adam: Hello Tim, Thanks for doing this interview.
Tim: No problem. I have my duck Quackey here with me.
Adam: Welcome Quackey. How did you become his owner?
Tim: Well, I traded my mom's van it for, straight up.
Adam: Your mom's van? Wasn't she upset? I hardly think that a van and duck are
equal in value.
Tim: Fuck it. I got a duck.
Adam: Uh...okay. Moving on, is there anything special about this duck?
Does he do tricks or anything?
Tim: I taught him to chase my brother and bite him.
Adam: That's not very impressive. Seems pretty fucking stupid actually.
Tim: Quackey is not pleased with your previous comment. Beware
his angry bill.
Adam: Oh I see how it is. Well how about I make Phonics fight Quackey?
Tim: Eh, Quackey will kick his sorry monkey ass.
Adam: Fuck you! I bet you have sex with that duck. This interview is over.
